Zombie... or Supermodel?

I'd hit that...

In the face, with a shovel.

I'd hit that...

On the sidewalk, with my van.

i kinda like super models

edited for the children

I want to know why they're called supermodels.

What super powers do they have?

GlennS wrote: i kinda like super models edited for the children

I'm just going to go ahead and upvote that.

How many supermodels could you take in a fight?

This one recently made the transition:

Why didn't someone put her in a in-patient facility, give her some SSRI's and some food? Oh, because people were making money off her.

Miranda Kerr is my girlfriend, so watch what you say.

alex wrote: How many supermodels could you take in a fight?

I think I could probably get 5 or 6 before they overwhelmed me.

Good lord Dr. Hess, that's just horrifying.

That's pretty funny. Suffers from narcissism, ha!

No one got bored, curious, and watched "Zombie Strippers" on netflix?

Grtechguy wrote: No one got bored, curious, and watched "Zombie Strippers" on netflix?

Geez Jenna Jameson really messed her face up.

I mean.....What??

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Geez Jenna Jameson really messed her face up. I mean.....What??

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Geez Jenna Jameson really messed her face up. I mean.....What??

She has the right eye of a flying squirrel

Since Lesley started this, I'm wondering if her beef is with zombies or supermodels!?

Which is worse- to tell a supermodel that she looks like a zombie, or to tell a zombie that she looks like a supermodel?

SVreX wrote: Since Lesley started this, I'm wondering if her beef is with zombies or supermodels!? Which is worse- to tell a supermodel that she looks like a zombie, or to tell a zombie that she looks like a supermodel?

It depends on whether the supermodel has the brains to answer, or if the zombie just eats your brains.

It seems to me that the best way to stop a zombie outbreak would be to feed them all the supermodels. They'd die of malnutrition!

Ba-dumm tssh!

Dr. Hess wrote: This one recently made the transition: Why didn't someone put her in a in-patient facility, give her some SSRI's and some food? Oh, because people were making money off her.

How in the holy hell were people making money off her? Were they needing a stunt double for Skeletor or something?

That's a picture of Isabelle Caro, a French actress and model, who just died at 28.

That's HER? Wow.... that's insane. I remember seeing a pic of her from the one billboard, but damn.

That is sick. I can't help but think how terrible a way to go.

Me, I prefer women who don't have bulimia or other 'eating disorders'. Add to that: I prefer they have no addiction to plastic surgery or Botox.

I like my cars modded, and my girls OEM thankyouverymuch. I like em a little big, but sporty. So maybe I should say I prefer touring model girls, bone stock

Full sized and sporty? Yes please!

Yeah, I watched Zombie Strippers.

Who the HELL was the blonde army girl? She's not credited, she's not listed on IMDB (even in the uncredited section), and the only reference I can find is a Yahoo answers question that's deleted due to supposedly violating the terms of service.

It's like there's some conspiracy to remove any evidence there was she was in the movie, other than, you know, the fact that she's in the movie.