So, over a year ago, my uncle made me an offer to sell me his Porsche 911. I don't see him very often, but pretty much at every family gathering, we would at least spend some time in a dark corner away from other people and talk gear head stuff. He doesn't live near the car anymore, so can't enjoy it, and didn't really want to sell it, and knew I would love it and already know a bunch of the modifications (there are more mods on the car than not) so it just seemed logical - right?
Well, the extremely generous offer was contingent on me getting to California to get the car and bring it back. No biggee - I tow cars on my trailer all the time. However, the stars went waaaay out of alignment, and seemed to work against me. I bought a newer shop/truck tow vehicle than I have ever owned before, in better condition, too. Shortly after I bought it, and before i was supposed to go out and grab the car, one of the cylinder heads on the shop truck cracked. I instantly fell down the slippery slope of improving while replacing (351W got new alum heads, edlebrock intake manifold, manifold replacccement headers, cold air intake, 3" exhaust, etc). This process took months and months - it isn't a VW or Porsche, so I'm not an expert on it. When done, the truck ran great. For a short while. Then it didn't run great. For the last two plus months it has been at a local specialist, where they have found a number of things, but it still isn't done.
What's a guy to do? Rent a truck. Hmmm. Considering the options - I could rent a small box truck and a tow dolly or a trailer. Tow dolly is out - Porsche is low and that would be a little rough for it's trip back home. The trailer - OK, but it's out in the elements, people can see it, adds a lot of cost... Well, hypothetically, you could fit a car *inside* a box van, if you added some tie downs. Since they disapprove of that, I'm not gonna say that's what is going to happen, but I have a close friend that moved out to Colorado in 1997 and brought his 1976 VW Rabbit Project out with him that way...
So, a 16ft truck would allow the car to fit inside with about a foot on either end, and a 2000lb Porsche is well under the 4300lb payload, and it's really not that expensive. If you were going to put some tie downs through the floor and metal crossmembers, it should be totally fine. Also, if you put some 2x4s around the tires to help keep it from moving, should help even more.
Like I said, *I've* never done this before, but I've read about it on the interwebs.
Anyway - bright and early tomorrow morning, I hit the road to Mesquite, NV for a night in a hotel. We'll see how the 2017 GM Van does tomorrow.