If Michael Bay created a racing series in his backyard, we
think it would look something like this. Well, maybe he’d
puncture some fuel cells as well for added effect. Welcome
to the world of skid plate racing.
The rules of this game are simple. Participants take frontdrive,
four-cylinder cars and replace the rear wheels with metal
skids. The result is a spark-shooting race filled with out-of-control crapcans.
Out West, we’re told, these events were conjured by a man
named Robert Rice. Robert started organizing these races at
Irwindale Event Center outside of Los Angeles. He also makes
the custom skid plates and even helps build cars for those who
want a taste of the action.
Grassroots Motorsports online forum member Kevin Zanit’s
entry into these events is a bright-green 1993 Honda Accord.
Robert helped him source, build and transport the machine.
We know what you’re thinking: Dragging steel plates across
a racing surface has to be bad for the track, right? Well, no. As
a matter of fact, those involved say it’s good for the asphalt and
helps to resurface the track. It’s like having miniature Zamboni
races on your local ice rink every couple weeks. Really, is there a
more fun way to maintain a track?
Armageddon
According to Kevin, skid plate racing offers a
decidedly unique driving experience. When prodded
to compare it to something, though, he says it comes
closest to ice racing–but not too close, since traction
is greatly reduced at only one end of the car. In the
end, the bottom line is still the same: Smooth is fast.
The technique for driving on skid plates is fairly
straightforward from a conceptual standpoint, Kevin
explains. To bring out the rear end, slightly turn the
wheel and slowly transfer weight to the front by
left-foot braking. From there, keep the front wheels
pointed where you want to go and drag the rear end
along beside you.
Easy enough, right? Well, once you’re in the car,
your instincts tell you to do the opposite. In a slide,
you want to slow down to get the skid under control,
but in actuality you should give it some more gas to
straighten the car out.
If you can smoothly maintain speed and balance,
you have a fighting chance. It becomes a kind of
dance with your car, where you have to know exactly
how it will react to every input. This dance becomes
even more challenging when other cars are spinning
all around you.
Pain & Gain
This type of racing obviously leads to quite a few
metal-on-metal incidents, and Kevin’s Honda has
experienced its fair share of bumps and bruises. It may
seem unsafe at first, but these cars can only manage
about 35 or 40 mph with a full head of steam. As a
result, safety measures are pretty minimalistic compared
to those in most other motorsports.
Participants still need a roll cage, and all of the
glass–except the windshield–must be removed. Most
racers use the original seats that came with the car, but
Kevin, being the smart guy that he is, went ahead and
installed a proper racing throne, along with a quality
cage. He also wears a HANS Device while on track.
Bad Boys
Skid plate racing is a step up from a demolition
derby, but competitors are still there to win. Kevin says
he really likes it because it’s probably the cheapest way
to get some good wheel-to-wheel racing on a track. You
can get out there in a rented seat for about $400 total.
At Irwindale, the skid plate races are typically scheduled
on the same night as the semi-pro stock car events, so
they end up being fairly well attended by fans and baffled
onlookers. Let’s be honest: Who wouldn’t want to stick
around to watch spark-spitting beaters slide around a
track and smash into each other? That’s what this event
is about at its roots: putting on a show.
As Kevin says, “It’s such a great value for
getting on track, why would you not try it?”