Selling my life!

I am a car guy. I don't want to be a car guy anymore. If you want to be a harder core car guy than you already are, you should buy my life.

I work at a Porsche parts warehouse as a salesperson. You can buy my job. I am in the top ten on this forum and I have accounts on several others. You can buy them.

Included are all of my current car and bike projects. (1 1968 mustang GT fastback, 1 1993 Mustang convertible EP solo project, 1 1987 Toyota Supra shell, 1 1990 Supra nearly complete, 1 1981 Honda MB-5 scootercycle, 2 Triumph TR-7 shells that can be combined to form one complete running car (with a HOT Buick V6 engine and GM drivetrain).

Also included are shelves upon shelves of books and magazines. I have four book cases filled with magazines of all vintages and I have a collection of books spanning 40 years.

Hot wheels out the A! Die Cast Cars! Posters, flags, memorabilia and cool junk!

If anyone is interested, bids start at 45K!

Is your soul included?

I'd be more interested in the rippling 6-pack abs! Will you take a beer gut in as trade-in?

How young is your girlfriend?
Does access to her come with the price of purchase?

My girlfriend is 24. you might be able to seduce her away from me if you had my MB-5. It's a sex machine!

Is there a "Try before you buy" program? I need to verify the parts discount on say... a 964 RS manual steering rack?

Also pics of the girlfriend and some references, credit card numbers, etc would be useful.

pinchvalve wrote: Is your soul included?

This isn't a soul you would want.

I could trade obscure Porsche knowledge for some facts about crustaceans.

Wait, how is it that you have access to all those Porsche parts but don't have a Porsche project car?

Has anyone seen the episode of Seinfeld with "the Real Peterman experience?" You will be getting the "Real Maroon92 Experience". All of my stories are now yours.

GPS, my discount is cost plus 20%...but if you were Maroon92, you wouldn't have a 964 RS.

nderwater wrote: Wait, how is it that you have access to all those Porsche parts but don't have a Porsche project car?

Because working with Porsches all day makes me kinda hate working with Porsches in my spare time. And they are too expensive.

Luke wrote: I could trade obscure Porsche knowledge for some facts about crustaceans.

Do you want to trade MY crustacean facts for your Porsche knowledge, or MY Porsche knowledge for your crustacean facts?

either way, I might be interested.

Maroon92 wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Seinfeld with "the Real Peterman experience?" You will be getting the "Real Maroon92 Experience". All of my stories are now yours. GPS, my discount is cost plus 20%...but if you were Maroon92, you wouldn't have a 964 RS.

I don't have an RS. I have a leaky power rack :)

Maroon92 wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Seinfeld with "the Real Peterman experience?" You will be getting the "Real Maroon92 Experience". All of my stories are now yours. GPS, my discount is cost plus 20%...but if you were Maroon92, you wouldn't have a 964 RS.

so you going to buy a school bus and give guided tours to the trash dump to drop off muffin stumps?

Top of the muffin TO YOU!

Don't forget the supply of 3 musketeers.

And pizza bagels made on cinnamon raisin bagels.

DukeOfUndersteer wrote:

Maroon92 wrote: Has anyone seen the episode of Seinfeld with "the Real Peterman experience?" You will be getting the "Real Maroon92 Experience". All of my stories are now yours. GPS, my discount is cost plus 20%...but if you were Maroon92, you wouldn't have a 964 RS.

so you going to buy a school bus and give guided tours to the trash dump to drop off muffin stumps?

I'm sorry - I don't speak spanish.

Maroon92 wrote: Top of the muffin TO YOU!

I'll be sure to shave my chest that day too

On a somewhat serious note, I'd be interested in an MB-5. Pickup at the Mitty and whatnot...PM me if you start parting out your existence.

Maroon92 wrote: I am a car guy. I don't want to be a car guy anymore. If you want to be a harder core car guy than you already are, you should buy my life. I work at a Porsche parts warehouse as a salesperson. You can buy my job. I am in the top ten on this forum and I have accounts on several others. You can buy them. Included are all of my current car and bike projects. (1 1968 mustang GT fastback, 1 1993 Mustang convertible EP solo project, 1 1987 Toyota Supra shell, 1 1990 Supra nearly complete, 1 1981 Honda MB-5 scootercycle, 2 Triumph TR-7 shells that can be combined to form one complete running car (with a HOT Buick V6 engine and GM drivetrain). Also included are shelves upon shelves of books and magazines. I have four book cases filled with magazines of all vintages and I have a collection of books spanning 40 years. Hot wheels out the A! Die Cast Cars! Posters, flags, memorabilia and cool junk! If anyone is interested, bids start at 45K!

this clearly belongs in the regular classifieds. This forum is for $2010 and under.

pitbull113 wrote:

Maroon92 wrote: I am a car guy. I don't want to be a car guy anymore. If you want to be a harder core car guy than you already are, you should buy my life. I work at a Porsche parts warehouse as a salesperson. You can buy my job. I am in the top ten on this forum and I have accounts on several others. You can buy them. Included are all of my current car and bike projects. (1 1968 mustang GT fastback, 1 1993 Mustang convertible EP solo project, 1 1987 Toyota Supra shell, 1 1990 Supra nearly complete, 1 1981 Honda MB-5 scootercycle, 2 Triumph TR-7 shells that can be combined to form one complete running car (with a HOT Buick V6 engine and GM drivetrain). Also included are shelves upon shelves of books and magazines. I have four book cases filled with magazines of all vintages and I have a collection of books spanning 40 years. Hot wheels out the A! Die Cast Cars! Posters, flags, memorabilia and cool junk! If anyone is interested, bids start at 45K!

this clearly belongs in the regular classifieds. This forum is for $2010 and under.

I concur, and for $2010 we have a deal. What's your paypal? When can you box and ship the GF and MB-5? I will drive down for the rest of your soul.

You in Georgia by chance? If so, I'll even throw some guitar skills your way...

Brotus7 wrote:

pitbull113 wrote:

Maroon92 wrote: I am a car guy. I don't want to be a car guy anymore. If you want to be a harder core car guy than you already are, you should buy my life. I work at a Porsche parts warehouse as a salesperson. You can buy my job. I am in the top ten on this forum and I have accounts on several others. You can buy them. Included are all of my current car and bike projects. (1 1968 mustang GT fastback, 1 1993 Mustang convertible EP solo project, 1 1987 Toyota Supra shell, 1 1990 Supra nearly complete, 1 1981 Honda MB-5 scootercycle, 2 Triumph TR-7 shells that can be combined to form one complete running car (with a HOT Buick V6 engine and GM drivetrain). Also included are shelves upon shelves of books and magazines. I have four book cases filled with magazines of all vintages and I have a collection of books spanning 40 years. Hot wheels out the A! Die Cast Cars! Posters, flags, memorabilia and cool junk! If anyone is interested, bids start at 45K!

this clearly belongs in the regular classifieds. This forum is for $2010 and under.

I concur, and for $2010 we have a deal. What's your paypal? When can you box and ship the GF and MB-5? I will drive down for the rest of your soul. You in Georgia by chance? If so, I'll even throw some guitar skills your way...

not guitar skills, FIDDLES!

Are you willing to split? I'm just looking for the job.

If you want to pay me 45000 dollars, the job is yours, i will quit this afternoon!