Okay. So. Options.
After inspecting everything in the 4 port 13B more closely, I have no berking clue what is wrong. All the seals look decent.
The rotor housings are still kinda warped looking even though I resurfaced them. And they are both cracked at the leading plug holes.
The side housings don't look "awful" but the oil control rings have significantly more wear than they had when I put the engine in the car 1500 miles ago, and oil ring wear is the canary in the coal mine of side housing wear.
So. Wat do.
I have three good untouched GSL-SE side housings and one good untouched GSL-SE rotor housing.
I have, I assume, a complete engine set of good unported S4 6-port housings.
All those, and some hoarded oil rings in good nick, will get me an engine that will make maybe 200hp on a good day, with my existing throttle body and the 6 port Holley manifold I have, that needs a little bit of work to be usable.
I won't be happy with 200hp. And I don't want to assume that my existing seals are okay.
I COULD send my side housings out to that one place, and $700 plus shipping later, I get back ground, lapped, and re-Nitrided side housings. That $700, plus new seals and springs and stuff, will get me back my horsepower.
I think. I am kinda having doubts.
I honestly dunno. I made an offer on a certain rear drive Mazda B-engine and Miata trans swap, that plus a turbo might get me 200hp as well. The same as using parts I already have lying around. But somehow it is more enticing, even though it means less real power since turbo engines need to make around 50% more power to be equal speed-wise to naturally aspirated engines.
I also still have that LS2 oil pan/pickup, and aluminum Envoy 5.3 engines are VERY cheap since they aren't swappable due to the oil pan, and they have crap cylinder heads. But for all that expense (engine: 500, trans: 500, HPTuners: $650, driveshaft: $500, and still need radiator and exhaust) I could save effort and get an NC 5-speed, a 2.0 Ecoboost, and a Motorsport controls pack for said Ecoboost. This would give almost as much horsepower as the rotary I just hurt, but would grind up transmissions even faster.