I could live with an F-150 of one of these.

NMNA.

Never seen a SRW one, but a guy could easy enough de-DRW this.  Just get a non-dually rear axle and take the adapters off the front axle.  Get a non-dually bed.  All the touch points are the same, so its just bolts.  

The old Centurions are super sweet.  Cowboy Cadillac right here.  

https://www.ford-trucks.com/articles/ford-made-what-e350-centurion-cabriolet-dually/

Bizarre looking 

They make a single rear wheel transit cab chassis, not a pickup bed yet, but it is a blank canvas !

Were humans meant to fly this close to the sun?

From: https://www.theautopian.com/im-an-mit-enginerd-and-battlebots-geek-and-this-is-my-weird-van-collection/

https://www.commercialtrucktrader.com/listing/2016-FORD-TRANSIT-5027553504
 

like that a Home Depot rental special. Ford transit with an aluminum box and flip down sides. 
 

I can't really explain why, but it makes sense to me.