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fasted58
fasted58 UltraDork
6/29/12 11:18 a.m.

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
6/29/12 11:19 a.m.

In reply to fasted58:

You know, it's really not that often that my fondness for cars and for Depeche Mode align...

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
6/29/12 11:57 a.m.
aussiesmg wrote: It's a whole new world once you reach dorkdom

Really?! I must be doing it wrong.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
6/29/12 12:01 p.m.

Finally, being a Dork gets you something. Or does it?

vwcorvette
vwcorvette GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
6/29/12 12:17 p.m.
ransom wrote: In reply to fasted58: You know, it's really not that often that my fondness for cars and for Depeche Mode align...

And I thought I was the only one out there.

Behind the Wheel

Route 66

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
6/29/12 12:21 p.m.
Joe Gearin wrote: It's gonna be way cooler than just a T-shirt guys!

Ohhhh. I'm just getting all giddy inside. Usually thats when my wife starts using the coffee table as a barrier as she tries to run away.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
6/29/12 12:24 p.m.

ArthurDent
ArthurDent HalfDork
6/29/12 12:26 p.m.

half way there ...

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
6/29/12 12:30 p.m.
ArthurDent wrote: half way there ...

half dork should be changed to, "do"

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
6/29/12 12:30 p.m.

T-shirts are pretty cool...

I can't find the post count for each status, it's not in the wiki and my googlefu fails me.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
6/29/12 12:35 p.m.

In reply to DuctTape&Bondo:

The leaderboards sold give you a healthy idea. Except for one guy floating in limbo there....

Feedyurhed
Feedyurhed Dork
6/29/12 1:28 p.m.

Interesting tidbit.

In spite of what you're apt to read on any of over 10,000 Web pages, the word "dork" does not mean (and has never meant) "whale penis." I defy anyone who claims otherwise to show it defined as such in any respectable dictionary, or used as such in any novel or reference work about whales or whaling published in the past three hundred years.

Though its precise origins remain somewhat obscure, etymologists generally agree that dork — usually defined as "a stupid, foolish, or inept person" — has only been in common usage since the 1960s, and is most likely a variant of dick — which is, in fact, a slang term for penis, but not specifically that of a whale.

The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (2007) defines it thus:

dork noun 1 the penis US, 1961. 2 a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person US, 1964. As in every other source I've checked, there is no mention of whales. None.

For good measure, I posed the question to several whale experts — including Professor C. Scott Baker of the OSU Dept. of Fisheries and Wildlife, John Calambokidis, senior research biologist and co-founder of Cascadia Research, Phillip Clapham of the National Marine Mammal Laboratory, and author Richard Ellis (The Book of Whales, Men and Whales, Encyclopedia of the Sea, etc.) — all of whom told me they had never seen nor heard the word dork used to refer to a whale's sexual anatomy. Ever.

From: About.com

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
6/29/12 1:29 p.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

What I was able to garner;
10,000+ Mega
7500-9999 Ultima
5000-7499 Power
4000-4999 Uber
3000-3999 Ultra
2000-2999 Super
1000-1999 Dork
0500-0999 Half
0100-0499 Reader
0001-0099 New Reader
0000-0000 None

Edited Reader/New Reader and None, thanks Argo1

Argo1
Argo1 GRM+ Memberand Reader
6/29/12 1:41 p.m.

New Reader is 1-99

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
6/29/12 1:51 p.m.

Updated, thanks Argo1. Looks like I got around 60 more to go before I am half the dork I want to be.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
6/29/12 1:54 p.m.

In reply to DuctTape&Bondo:

Better get pushin'.

16vCorey
16vCorey UberDork
6/29/12 2:01 p.m.
HiTempguy wrote: I know I am a dork, but forget what level of dorkdom I have achieved... so I just thought I'd chime in here to check with this post

That's what I'm doing right now.

16vCorey
16vCorey UberDork
6/29/12 2:02 p.m.

174 before I'm a PowerDork.

Joe Gearin
Joe Gearin Associate Publisher
6/29/12 2:06 p.m.

and here it is:

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/attention-dorks-non-dorks-and-dork-wannabes/51336/page1/

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
6/29/12 5:35 p.m.
Vigo wrote: Im a superdork and didnt even realize it!

Soon, the world will be mine and Vigo's. Well, mostly Vigo's...

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
6/29/12 6:39 p.m.

I'm way behind on my dorkdom. Must post more useless comments

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
6/29/12 11:42 p.m.
Feedyurhed wrote: Interesting tidbit. In spite of what you're apt to read on any of over 10,000 Web pages, the word "dork" does not mean (and has never meant) "whale penis." I defy anyone who claims otherwise to show it defined as such in any respectable dictionary, or used as such in any novel or reference work about whales or whaling published in the past three hundred years. Though its precise origins remain somewhat obscure, etymologists generally agree that dork — usually defined as "a stupid, foolish, or inept person" — has only been in common usage since the 1960s, and is most likely a variant of dick — which is, in fact, a slang term for penis, but not specifically that of a whale. The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (2007) defines it thus: dork noun 1 the penis US, 1961. 2 a socially inept, unfashionable, harmless person US, 1964. As in every other source I've checked, there is no mention of whales. None. For good measure, I posed the question to several whale experts — including Professor C. Scott Baker of the OSU Dept. of Fisheries and Wildlife, John Calambokidis, senior research biologist and co-founder of Cascadia Research, Phillip Clapham of the National Marine Mammal Laboratory, and author Richard Ellis (The Book of Whales, Men and Whales, Encyclopedia of the Sea, etc.) — all of whom told me they had never seen nor heard the word dork used to refer to a whale's sexual anatomy. Ever. From: About.com

That's too bad. When an elderly woman called me a big dick this morning I just assumed she knew I was getting a new sticker for my car.

oldeskewltoy
oldeskewltoy HalfDork
6/30/12 10:15 a.m.

Better here then in the marketing thread........

RANT -

edited... because this group can't handle the truth (thanks Jack)

Rant over....

flame suit on

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Reader
6/30/12 11:58 a.m.

unsure if dork.....

EDIT: not even half a dork yet.

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