KyAllroad
KyAllroad SuperDork
11/3/15 7:08 a.m.

Has anyone ever seen one? Other than in Jeep commercials I've never seen one but it seems like a great way to figure out those weird rattle/thump/clunks that cars develop over time instead of trying to describe it to your mechanic. It would save endless frustration for the tech as well.

Picture a big rack that could actuate each corners' suspension at speed to isolate the problem.

ProDarwin
ProDarwin UberDork
11/3/15 7:11 a.m.

I've seen one. But it was in a shop using it for CART car chassis tuning.

They did a Sin wave sweep and slowly increased the frequency... that was awesome to watch. Then "played" the data for a full track through it (I forget which), and it was awesome again.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UberDork
11/3/15 7:11 a.m.

The engineering department at theoem ghave them. Astronomically expensive.

But there has to be a diy/low use/cheap option.

edizzle89
edizzle89 HalfDork
11/3/15 7:16 a.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: But there has to be a diy/low use/cheap option.
  1. get a car with hydraulics
  2. flip it over
  3. set car your testing on top of the hydraulic car, wheels to wheels
  4. hit the switches
DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
11/3/15 7:23 a.m.

Every time I was chasing a squeak, rattle, or clunk at the dealership I wanted one.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UberDork
11/3/15 7:30 a.m.

In reply to edizzle89:

The mental pictures of this is funny as berkeley.

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UberDork
11/3/15 8:00 a.m.
DrBoost wrote: Eveey time I was chasing a squeak, rattle, or clunk at the dealership I wanted one.

Same here. My DD has a light clunk from the rear suspension that I cannot recreate in the garage. It's infuriating.

Furious_E
Furious_E GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/3/15 8:00 a.m.
edizzle89 wrote:
Dusterbd13 wrote: But there has to be a diy/low use/cheap option.
1. get a car with hydraulics 2. flip it over 3. set car your testing on top of the hydraulic car, wheels to wheels 4. hit the switches

Don't know why, but this sounds extremely dirty to me. Thanks for the laugh

stuart in mn
stuart in mn PowerDork
11/3/15 8:09 a.m.

MTS in Minnesota builds them: http://www.mts.com/en/products/application/ground-vehicles/full-vehicles/noise-vibration-harshness/index.htm I used to know a bunch of people who worked there.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet UltraDork
11/3/15 8:25 a.m.

And I thought you guys were talking about one of these.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/3/15 9:16 a.m.

Just come drive in Michigan. Your car will be shaken on every road.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad SuperDork
11/3/15 9:17 a.m.

In reply to stuart in mn:

That looks pretty cool. Now to get my local indie mechanic to install one in his shop and charge $50 to use it......

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
11/3/15 10:03 a.m.

I saw one in the sound room in Spartanburg at BMW Plant 10 with a X6 on it.

For the record, according to BMW engineers the non-turbo 5 series 2wd is the best car they make.

NOHOME
NOHOME UberDork
11/3/15 11:05 a.m.

You mean to tell me that you dont have one of these in your shop?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7NIc6hKUT4w

TR7
TR7 New Reader
11/3/15 4:59 p.m.

NJ inspection stations used to have oblong rollers to slam the suspension all over the place and break all the trim in you car. Hated those things, always failed that damn test.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
11/3/15 6:25 p.m.
Spoolpigeon wrote:
DrBoost wrote: Eveey time I was chasing a squeak, rattle, or clunk at the dealership I wanted one.
Same here. My DD has a light clunk from the rear suspension that I cannot recreate in the garage. It's infuriating.

Ever try chassisear?

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