ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory UberDork
4/8/17 12:59 p.m.

I'm just about there as ages go. Might give it a go! Prank video

trucke
trucke Dork
4/8/17 4:30 p.m.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
4/8/17 8:49 p.m.

The video would have been much better had he actually caught the actual prank on camera.

lewbud
lewbud HalfDork
4/8/17 11:27 p.m.

maybe have them ask for a water hammer or a key stretcher.

daeman
daeman Dork
4/9/17 1:06 a.m.

Well at least he didn't send them in to ask for a 97 Tacoma water pump gasket....

secretariata
secretariata GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/9/17 1:14 a.m.
daeman wrote: Well at least he didn't send them in to ask for a 97 Tacoma water pump gasket....

Or some Fallopian tubing...

XLR99
XLR99 GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/9/17 7:36 a.m.

We do this to new people at work sometimes.

Turd Ferguson retractors, Otis elevators, atraumatic scissors, left handed knife handles, etc.

SkinnyG
SkinnyG SuperDork
4/9/17 10:39 a.m.

Sometimes I send one my metalwork students to the woodshop for a long weight.

Mom used to work at a bank eons ago, and she would send the manager to another branch to pick up some verbal agreement forms. Then phone ahead and have them send him to the next branch.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro PowerDork
4/9/17 12:53 p.m.

Bucket of propwash and a spool of flight line.

ebonyandivory
ebonyandivory UberDork
4/9/17 3:14 p.m.

The bucket of steam was a new one for me.

appliance_racer
appliance_racer Reader
4/9/17 5:23 p.m.

We send the newbs around our dealer network looking for the seat stretcher.

We also have pulled the coil wire, wait for it to start raining, and have a newb go jump up and downing on the bumper to burp the gas tank until the car starts.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/9/17 5:50 p.m.

Blue Chow Line?

secretariata
secretariata GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/9/17 6:15 p.m.

BA-1100-N's. I got sent to Motor Transport for those fresh out of MOS school. Wrote it out on a pad in the next room and went to the PX and then stopped by the barracks to fill up the goodies. When I returned after about an hour, the guy that sent me got soaked by a couple of water balloons...

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand UberDork
4/10/17 11:20 a.m.

We would send new guys to get Chem light batteries and blinker fluid. most of the time the mechanics would play along and give the newbs the runaround.

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
4/10/17 11:28 a.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: Bucket of propwash and a spool of flight line.

Being in helicopters it was rotor wash instead of prop wash.

We had machine shop make a stepped cone and put it in the tool room as an o-ring stretcher. A few others I can't remember know. But growing up around aviation maintenance I knew about most of these. There was once my SGT sent me for some elephant snot. I looked at him and said yeah right, it's right next to the rotor wash. He grabbed my collar and drug me to a locker and pulled out a can of what did kinda look like elephant snot, proper term is zinc-chromate putty.

When they drilled holes in the flight line to put aircraft tiedown rings in, we kept a chunk of it and called it a piece of flight line. Used it as a door stop.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro PowerDork
4/10/17 12:29 p.m.

In reply to wlkelley3:

We had a sealant made by 3M that everyone called "baby E36 M3". It looked and smelled like it.

I can't even remember the real name.

trucke
trucke Dork
4/10/17 1:24 p.m.

The information you seek is in the company library. They never find the company library!

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
4/10/17 1:30 p.m.

Relative bearing grease was always a good one on submarines to send someone after.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt PowerDork
4/10/17 3:58 p.m.
XLR99 wrote: We do this to new people at work sometimes. Turd Ferguson retractors, Otis elevators, atraumatic scissors, left handed knife handles, etc.

The second one could get VERY expensive if the new guy decides to put in a supply requisition.

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