ME: I need to bleed the brakes, so I can either buy a power bleeder or rely upon the wife/girlfriend method.
HER: What, your girlfriend is busy?
And the most foolish words Mrs. BDT has ever spoken:
"Get whatever car you want."
ME: I need to bleed the brakes, so I can either buy a power bleeder or rely upon the wife/girlfriend method.
HER: What, your girlfriend is busy?
And the most foolish words Mrs. BDT has ever spoken:
"Get whatever car you want."
"You can't have a Miata; you'll look like a shriner in a clown car."
About my 1986 911 - "Are you sure this is an '86? This interior looks like it is from the '60s, a crappy car in the '60s. And it smells bad, like it is about to catch fire or something."
My friend's wife gets dishonorable mention for claiming that "wheels are not part of the car" when asked why she doesn't seem to care that she curbs her wheels on a regular basis.
"I married him for his car"
bludroptop wrote: "Get whatever car you want."
Yup, I've heard this one a few times. It explains the Plymouth Duster in the driveway.
In regard to the truck:
- Hey! Its nice inside for a change.
In regard to the 911:
- um... its uh... um... seriously? How old are you?
In regard to the E30 of doom:
- Why can't you ever just get a normal car?
"Why do you like driving around in a Matchbox?"
"You stay AWAY from the MINI. I bought the car with a warranty for a REASON" - This was as I was eyeballing supercharger pullies and suspension upgrades for it. Oh, and Dinan.
"You cannot have another DSM"- that goes without saying.
"Just buy the turbo one already. You know you're not going to be happy until you have it"- Right before I turned in my loaded 05 mazda3 hatch for a Mazdaspeed3.
Wife: What do you want to get done on the house this weekend? Me: I'd really like to finish spreading the pile of loam in the driveway. Wife: Why? Me: So I can get another car in there. Wife: HA! Wrong answer.
That is the ugliest POS I have ever seen!
(Unfortunately said about 4 cars, in a row...)
kevinSC1 wrote: " I swear you love that car more than you love me"
Hopefully you told her she's damn right!
Soon after I got a '98 M3,my first car with heated seats, I took her out for dinner. It was cold. I turned on her seat heater. After a few minutes she told me her seat was warm. I told her that since I new she was cold natured,the heated seats were one of the reasons I got the M3. She commented that she was glad I told her that because she thought shed'd had some kind of spectacular bladder failure.
Supportive wife: said: C'mon, you've done dumber things.
"I look UP at guys on bicycles!"---after first ride in the Spitfire.
JFX001 wrote: "Can we plan a vacation that doesn't involve a car show, a car race or a car museum?" * I cleaned it up a bit...
Tour the Corvette/XLR plant in Bowling Green, or BMW in Spartansburg ?
Chebbie
Sometimes they just don't understand..
"why do you like that car? It looks like a box with wheels"
"you can't have 2 Camaro's, no one needs 2 of the same cars at the same time"
"just get an automatic then if one with a 5 speed is so hard to find"
I could go on.. and on
I forgot my personal favorite-
"You can't have a Subaru. My dad says only lesbians drive those, and I had a hard enough time convincing them I wasn't before I met you".
If you get another car just where do you think your going to put it?
"What do you mean you didn't sign me up for the auto-x school?"
"Do you want to go to the Montreal or Silverstone race?"
To Mrs mndsm "I'm going to go adopt a turbo Volvo in White Bear Lake after work. Erik may be with me (friend of mine)"
Her- Ok- do I need to order pizza?
"Teach me how to drive stick! I have better reaction time than you do!!!"
You know what? She's absolutely right. I need to get her to the 1/4 mile track to test this theory out. 
"Um........when will you be able to afford a car with an automatic transmission?"
"If you need more room you can store the car at my house"
"I want a fun car, not a mom car. I'd like an RX8."
Strike_Zero wrote: "Drift this mother berkeleyer. . ."
Quoted for sig
friedgreencorrado wrote:grimmelshanks wrote: me: "hey babe check this out, i found an awesome deal on a van" her: "van? like a vw hippie van?? CAN WE PAINT FLOWERS ALL OVER IT!?!?" me: "e350 with a navistar" her: "oh. can we still paint flowers all over it??" me: "hahahaha yeeessss baby"
YES. just as long as the smoke behind it is black.
Hasbro wrote: "I think you love that car more than me". She was correct.
same here 
"It's just too OLD" "I want something newer" About her '91 civic
"YOU do not not need a (insert fun/old/ect car)"
"Oh dear God... Brian!!!"
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