Clearancing "organic" material brake pads with a 4" electric grinder because they were cast so poorly both the backing plate and the material face refused to fit the car. I probably should have had pants on, but it was hot out.
Clearancing "organic" material brake pads with a 4" electric grinder because they were cast so poorly both the backing plate and the material face refused to fit the car. I probably should have had pants on, but it was hot out.
You know, if they are imported, they probably have asbestos in them.
I was going to guess a zebra in a wood chipper.
In reply to HappyAndy:
Works for the Cubans.....
In reply to mndsm:
Wait... You were grinding without pants on??
Kinky.
Better watch your hootus.
What can I say, I'm impatient.
Yeah, I've been there. More than once. I hating the aftermarket parts companies the whole time.
What is "Your mom."
It was hot out today and I was welding a roll cage with no shirt. Just like a sun burn.
tr8todd wrote: It was hot out today and I was welding a roll cage with no shirt. Just like a sun burn.
Yup, too hot for long sleeves so I was welding the XJ's floor pans in a t shirt. The insides of my elbows are really gonna hurt tomorrow 
You guys are wimps.
We have had 100 + temperatures at the job site every day for 4 weeks straight. One day hit 114. No shade- all direct sun.
I have worn long pants, a uniform shirt, heavy boots and a hard hat every day. Welding, digging ditches, laying block, whatever. I consume 12-15 32oz drinks every day.
Wally wrote: I was going to guess a zebra in a wood chipper.
What's black & white and red all over? 
Starting a car with one of the trans cooler lines disconnected .
I was thinking dif oil. It is like little kid boogers. Just a couple drops and the next thing you know it is everywhere.
dean1484 wrote: I was thinking dif oil. It is like little kid boogers. Just a couple drops and the next thing you know it is everywhere.
The close follow-up is my 4 year old pulling a Linda Blair on my wife at 4am.
We used to put firecrackers in cow bleep and lite 'em... That's a look let me tell ya!
petegossett wrote:Wally wrote: I was going to guess a zebra in a wood chipper.What's black & white and red all over?
a newspaper?
Why'd you use pads that bad? I can't imagine what other mistakes they made. "Organic"? Yeah, you've got mulch for brake pad material....
A gallon of waste oil knocked over on the garage floor.
'I just found it that way when I came out here, you must have hit it with the car.'
I was gonna say cleaning a gut shot deer.
Cracked oil cooler line on a beehive equipped 12A.
Friend was following me in his convertible FC. The front of his car was. well-lubricated.
The first time you change the oil in an old 911
Putting antisieze on anything.
Trackmouse wrote: Why'd you use pads that bad? I can't imagine what other mistakes they made. "Organic"? Yeah, you've got mulch for brake pad material....
Because it was easier to get out the grinder than get my ass down to pepzone.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Putting antisieze on anything.
Working on anything that someone has slathered anti-sieze all over. It doesn't actually keep anything from rusting solid (it doesn't prevent moisture from wicking in) but it does a great job of making a huge mess.
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