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ShawndaHisle
ShawndaHisle None
8/13/12 8:41 p.m.

This scam is advertised all over the net!

KATYB
KATYB HalfDork
8/14/12 3:39 p.m.
gamby wrote:
integraguy wrote: What's strange is that the tv channels that run JG Wentworth commercials are the same ones that run those ads for class action lawsuits on asbestos. "....even if your loved one has passed you may be entitled to compensation..."
Yeah, that stuff just screams "lowlife". That said, I'm a fan of the plunging neckline of the spokeswoman for Dr. Colorchip. I tend not to FF through that commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAP2pSJljk

just being honest but her neckline is nothing impressive at all.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese SuperDork
8/14/12 3:53 p.m.
KATYB wrote:
gamby wrote:
integraguy wrote: What's strange is that the tv channels that run JG Wentworth commercials are the same ones that run those ads for class action lawsuits on asbestos. "....even if your loved one has passed you may be entitled to compensation..."
Yeah, that stuff just screams "lowlife". That said, I'm a fan of the plunging neckline of the spokeswoman for Dr. Colorchip. I tend not to FF through that commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAP2pSJljk
just being honest but her neckline is nothing impressive at all.

Agreed.

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
8/14/12 4:01 p.m.
Duke wrote:

Is it me or does she look like she took some "agless male"?

Tyler H
Tyler H GRM+ Memberand Dork
8/14/12 4:09 p.m.

Get connected...for free.....Edjucashun----conn---neck---shun

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
8/14/12 4:16 p.m.
cwh wrote: The one that drives me nuts is JG Wentworth. What market do they serve? How many people actually have settlements that pay out over time?

I thought the same thing, but their first ad was unintentionally funny because the guy in the ad seemed like he was playing an Idiocracy character, it always cracked me up.

Ranger50
Ranger50 UltraDork
8/14/12 4:30 p.m.
Derick Freese wrote:
KATYB wrote:
gamby wrote:
integraguy wrote: What's strange is that the tv channels that run JG Wentworth commercials are the same ones that run those ads for class action lawsuits on asbestos. "....even if your loved one has passed you may be entitled to compensation..."
Yeah, that stuff just screams "lowlife". That said, I'm a fan of the plunging neckline of the spokeswoman for Dr. Colorchip. I tend not to FF through that commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAP2pSJljk
just being honest but her neckline is nothing impressive at all.
Agreed.

I've seen worse. I've seen better. but most of these commercials are the new chaser's of lowlife scum "lawyers". All it takes is one piece of scum to win and there sits the template to easy money for the attorney.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
8/14/12 4:56 p.m.

Agree with OP. LMAO at the people in the ad, you didn't get sloppy because you didn't have enough testosterone, you got sloppy because you lived sloppy. And now you're active so you're in better health. So bragging that you're in better shape than your sons, who probably are living like you used to, isn't much to brag about. Yellow belt in karate pffft.

Good thing I don't watch much tv. However, I do listen to radio on my drive and there's an ad for plastic surgery that has a jingle that goes "I love love love love me" Yeah.

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
8/14/12 5:15 p.m.

The General Insurance commercials are stupid, featuring CGI that was cutting edge... in 1993.

Then there's also those gross catheter supply commercials. [shudders]

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
8/14/12 5:43 p.m.

I'm so glad I don't work in TV anymore. Sad thing is, I might have to go back to it if other industries don't start hiring. (shudder)

logdog
logdog GRM+ Memberand Reader
8/14/12 6:27 p.m.
Feedyurhed wrote:
foxtrapper wrote:
jstein77 wrote: Bottom-feeding ambulance chasers in general annoy me the most. "Call Bogin Munns and Munns..."
Yep. And around here, we've got one in a league of their own, the Spector Legal Team. Their "look at me" add was remarkably offensive. This intense blond woman would shout "LOOK AT ME" to start the add. Which did work well, it got your attention.
I guess every area has their offensive lawyer commercials. One of the ads in the Detroit area we have Captain Kirk (William Shatner) pushing some loser law firm. Really Captain........you sank this low?

The Kirk ad is in many cities. When I lived in Columbus Ohio the exact same commercials played with a different law firm. I have seen it in other cities during my travels as well. I just picture him sitting in a studio repeating the lines with new names and collecting checks n

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
8/14/12 7:24 p.m.
logdog wrote: The Kirk ad is in many cities. When I lived in Columbus Ohio the exact same commercials played with a different law firm. I have seen it in other cities during my travels as well. I just picture him sitting in a studio repeating the lines with new names and collecting checks n

That's exactly how it's done. Heck, when I worked in radio, I actually did it myself (although I got paid by the hour instead of by the clip..it happens when you're not famous. )

"WMUD is licensed to Megalomedia Incorporated, with a radiated power of.."

"WFRT is licensed to Megalomedia Incorporated, with a radiated power of.."

"KWUT is licensed to Megalomedia Incorporated, with a radiated power of.."

etc., for the rest of the afternoon.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltraDork
8/14/12 7:41 p.m.

I don't know about anyone else, but I am REALLY done with the Taxmaster commercials. IIRC the Neckbeard got in tax trouble too.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
8/14/12 9:33 p.m.

I personally watch maybe an hour or 2 of "TV" a week. Usually I'm gaming, online, or on netflix.

The last time I watched the dish in my room was the men's gold medal basketball game. Before that, it had been at least a month.

EricM
EricM SuperDork
8/14/12 9:36 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: I GO TO SCHOOL IN MY PAJAMAS!

I work at the university of Illinois. EVERYONE ges to school in there pajamas....

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UltraDork
8/14/12 9:48 p.m.
EricM wrote: I work at the university of Illinois. EVERYONE ges to school in there pajamas....

If you work in a university, you should know that it's their...

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 Reader
8/14/12 9:58 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
EricM wrote: I work at the university of Illinois. EVERYONE ges to school in there pajamas....
If you work in a university, you should know that it's their...

And goes not ges.

stanger_missle
stanger_missle GRM+ Memberand Reader
8/14/12 10:24 p.m.

I'll see your Dr. Colorchip and raise you the hot Rosetta Stone woman:

I loved that commercial on mute.

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
8/14/12 11:23 p.m.
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: I don't know about anyone else, but I am REALLY done with the Taxmaster commercials. IIRC the Neckbeard got in tax trouble too.

Oh, yeah! He and his scam opera... err... "tax relief firm," got raked over the coals to the tune of $195 million.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/taxmasters-patrick-cox-hit-200-judgment/story?id=16040652

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
8/14/12 11:27 p.m.

1 800 victim2

They also cruise around in a wrapped Scion xB.

They play this on the radio all the time. It makes me want to set my car on fire and hurl it at the little brats Kars 4 Kids

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
8/15/12 7:23 a.m.
stanger_missle wrote: I'll see your Dr. Colorchip and raise you the hot Rosetta Stone woman: I loved that commercial on mute.

Amen brother. Don't know what she's selling, but I'm abuying it.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
8/15/12 7:43 a.m.

well, while you goons are watching those, I will be watching the playtex commercials...

miataman86
miataman86 Reader
8/15/12 10:40 a.m.

I hate the General Insurance commercials prolly the most. The commercials have nothing to do whatsoever with Insurance it seems, especially when the CG retard is kicking a soccer ball...for what? To appeal to soccer moms? And then there's that one girl who's waving like an idiot to someone that's not even in the shot. She's just jumping up and down like an idiot. The penguin? dont even get me started on the thing....

conesare2seconds
conesare2seconds Reader
8/15/12 12:17 p.m.

Nothing, NOTHING on TV is creepier than the Pos-T-Vac commercials (no, not even American Horror Story, which, obviously, rocks). I'll spare you the details and just say the leering old coots totally give me the willies. Google it if you will, but remember that some things, once seen, can't be unseen.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
8/15/12 12:25 p.m.
miataman86 wrote: especially when the CG retard is kicking a soccer ball...for what? To appeal to soccer moms?

Could be a commercial aimed at South America. Literally every, single, commercial there has to do with football. These are all real examples:

Ad for mosquito repellent: Mosquitoes will interrupt your child from dreaming about playing soccer!

Ad for chocolate milk: Will make kids good at soccer!

Ad for DVR: Lets you pause the game so you don't miss any soccer!

Ad for laundry soap: Gets rid of those grass stains from playing soccer.

Ad for car: Car transforms into a mech which plays soccer.

Ad for berkeleying toothbrush: berkeleying toothbrush plays berkeleying soccer with it's berkeleying bristles.

I swear the only South American ad I can think of that didn't have to do with soccer was for some Jeep dealership.

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