Used to joke but now you’re “that guy”

I thought I'd NEVER be an old FART driving a CADILLAC......now I are one..... 

I used to make fun of guys that left a stock, low performing  v8 in things. Because bigger is always better, right?

I'm hoping for another 100k out of the 150hp tbi 350 in my truck before doing an ls swap. 

Appleseed said:

I swore I'd never have a mid-life crisis and buy a stupid,  impractical car.

I bought an FR-S. 

I've owned so many impractical cars that I used to joke that if I had a midlife crisis, I'd go and buy a modern four door sedan (something I'd never owned at the time). I now own a Buick Regal four door.