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DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
3/4/13 8:44 p.m.

Officially back in Texas. Sebring is a cursed track to me now.

Wednesday
Started everything off bad on Wednesday. Flight was delayed 3 hours, kids crying the entire way. Get our rental, start heading up from Tampa. Stop off at Burger King to get a bite quick. Guess the "fast" in "fast food" was dropped at this specific Burger King. 45 minutes later, we eat and head back out. Get to the track at about to start jacking cars up and nut-bolt checking everything.

Thursday
Promoter Test day is underway. Bob gets 5 laps in when....

Motor goes. Oil pressure relief spring was bound wide open and boom!! Before the car even was off the flatbed, Bob was on the line with a Chevy dealer getting another crate LS3. $7,500 and 2 hours later, this arrived:

As this was being broken down, the Orange #65 was complaining about rear brake bias. Bled them and was ready for session 2.

The Yellow #99 had an oil pressure sensor failure before it even left the paddock.

Friday
Everyone is tired. Bob's #98 is getting the motor put in, trans stabbed, driveshaft, ect. Tom's #65 is ready for Practice 1, Geoff's #99 is ready for Practice 1, Mel's #53 is ready. Cars roll out.

Tom jumps on the radio screaming "I've lost power!!" Car gets flat bedded in. I look it over to find the oil line from the sump tank to the scavenge in on the oil pump had delaminated and fallen off. I thought, "Oh E36 M3, we've seized it". It still turns over, so we top the tank with oil, new line on and wait for the next practice session.

Geoff hits oil and slides off track. Here is the result:

Session 2 comes up. Bob's car fires up 24 hours later with a new motor built overnight. All 4 cars roll off. Bob turns the 2nd quickest time!! Tom comes on the radio and says "we've done blow'd up..." Motor spun some rods, leading to this:

Out for sure. Geoff's car had burned up a clutch trying to get out of some sand. Mel just kept on motoring.

Get the cars back to the paddock. Tom says to clean up the oil and stick the car on the trailer. New clutch swap is underway on Geoff's car. Bob's and Mel's cars on thru tech and getting nut and bolted.

Saturday

Get to the track at 6:30, laundry list of stuff to do. Getting 3 cars prepped for Quali when Tom comes up and says "I got a motor..." Ah yea. He got Kurt Roehig's spare for $4,500 under the agreement that if Kurt blew up in quali, he'd take his motor back. If not, we can swap it in.

Quali is under way. Geoff doesn't get a full lap in when he jumps on the radio and says "it's un-driveable!!" Panhard bar got knocked out of position and rubbed on the drive shaft. He's starting 2nd from last. Bob got the 3rd quickest time and says the motor feels like "a Miata, missing 4 cylinders..." Mel starts 14th or 15th.

Roehig comes up and says he's good to go, so we start disassembling the #65 drive train at 4:00. Motor, trans, harness, lines, fluids, ect in. Motor fires at 1 am. Off to bed.

Sunday

First session is the "hardship" session. Geoff and Tom go out. Geoff has, yet again, a clutch failure. Tom does the whole session incident free. Finally a smile on my face.

Geoff's gearbox get ripped out, clutch packs replaced and trans back in in about 25 minutes.

Morning Warmup comes up. All 4 cars go to grid. Session is basically incident free until Geoff's waterpump goes. The pressed in fitting going from the pump to the rad overflow blew right off. Mel, Tom and Bob's cars run.

Race.

We get the cars to pregrid. All 4 cars are cleaned, lined up, drivers finally have smiles on their faces. The crew have artificial smiles. Myself and Kenny (nother crew member) did some calculating and came up to 20 hours at the track the last 2 days. Drivers get in, radios checked, drink bottles topped off, good to go.

Race starts. Tom and Geoff, starting at the back of the TA2 pack instantly get around 5 or 6 cars by turn 1. Tom gets to turn 7 when I get "the car has no berkeleying power!!!!" He comes in, swearing the all the plug wires had fallen off. I check them all (have burn marks on my wrist to prove it), check throttle linkage, ect, send him back out. He does a lap, mostly swear words were used in describing the power, ends up pulling it back to the paddock. Done.

Geoff gets about 5 laps in when going down to turn 5, he gets rubbed up by another car. Their front splitter cuts down Geoff's left front. Brake zone = no brakes. He T-bones another car. Done.

Bob gets a good jump and gets in the lead of the TA2 pack. He and Cameron Lawrence and Kurt Roehig were battling when Bob and Roehig get together. Bob's right front tie-rod collapses. Done.

The only car we had left was old-man-Mel. By attrition alone, he finishes 7th.

Get all the cars back to the paddock. Start tearing down our spot in the paddock, which looks like a bomb went off in. Just as we load the first car on the tailgate of the rig to go up, the left post twists and seizes. At this point, I say "berkeley this". We ended up leaving the tool boxes, cars and tires out and is currently be fixed by a mobile truck repair guy.

This was my weekend in hell, also known as Sebring.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltraDork
3/4/13 9:08 p.m.

Oh, the glory of a race weekend.

Yours is worse, but we took the super late to Octoberfest in Lacrosse, Wisconsin last fall. I knocked the rear bumper off in turn one on Wednesday night practice, knocked the entire right side bodywork off on Thursday in the futures race, Greg got pushed into the wall in the Dick Trickle 99 and bent every single part in the right front suspension. Did you know they kick you out of the pits at midnight, even when the cars not ready?

We qualified and finished 14 in the ASA race on Sunday, at least.

And we'll go back this fall, for some reason.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
3/4/13 9:09 p.m.

Can only get better from here?

AndreGT6
AndreGT6 Dork
3/4/13 9:16 p.m.

Ouch.

Nuff said.

My June race I burnt down #4's piston. Swapped in an engine for the next race but it never worked out. Ended up over heating and then cracked a head bolt in the block.

Getting ready for 2013 ;)

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
3/4/13 9:52 p.m.

Look at it this way: You had a better weekend in Florida than they guy whose bed fell into the sinkhole with him still in it.

Also, it could have been August.

Any of this helping? Didn't think so.

Racing frustration is unlike any other frustration in the world because you get to look around the paddock and see the rest of the world parked right next to you not suffering. Hopefully the rest of the season goes better for you. You're on a top-notch team with a fantastic track record, so I'm sure everything will straighten out.

jg

Spinout007
Spinout007 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/4/13 10:10 p.m.

Damnit man, talk about trial by fire. Hope it gets better.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua PowerDork
3/4/13 11:06 p.m.

Is this kinda stuff why there was a job opening?

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/4/13 11:09 p.m.

Hope things improve next time out. Always scared of suggesting that it "has to".

Does it help that part of me is still jealous?

2002maniac
2002maniac HalfDork
3/4/13 11:16 p.m.

Hey, at least it sounds like it's not coming out of your wallet...

amg_rx7
amg_rx7 Dork
3/4/13 11:19 p.m.

Man/.... and they say rotaries are unreliable...

Sorry for your luck. Too bad your hard work wasn't more favorably rewarded.

glueguy
glueguy GRM+ Memberand Reader
3/4/13 11:37 p.m.

I hate Sebring. Every time I've been there I've either been on one side of a protest or the other, or had something really expensive break. No help here, just compassion.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/5/13 12:00 a.m.

I saw your post on facebook that it was bad but I didn't know it was that bad. Hopefully things just get better from here.

fornetti14
fornetti14 GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
3/5/13 5:59 a.m.

What a tough weekend!

Those cars look awesome.

Flight Service
Flight Service PowerDork
3/5/13 6:39 a.m.

damn dude.

Feedyurhed
Feedyurhed Dork
3/5/13 6:52 a.m.

Wow that really was bad! Guess I'll stick to auto crossing.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
3/5/13 7:01 a.m.

Any bad race weekend is better than a non-race weekend.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
3/5/13 8:16 a.m.

Actually found a picture of me with a smile!!

Matt B
Matt B Dork
3/5/13 8:43 a.m.

You'll get no compassion or empathy from me. I work in a cube.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
3/5/13 8:43 a.m.

It's a new record for E36 M3ty weekends. Never thought it could have been worse than that VIR 13 hour a couple of years ago.

Replacing 2 engines with some mechanically challenged and hungry crew makes it a little more interesting. Atleast you had more than one pair of dry socks.

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas Dork
3/5/13 9:15 a.m.

Where do I sign up?

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/5/13 9:17 a.m.

Man, tough breaks, but still better than any day I had at work in the last 6 years!

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 SuperDork
3/5/13 9:23 a.m.

Sounds like a really crappy weekend :(. I was supposed to be there crewing from some vintage cars. I was halfway there driving from Virginia when I got a call saying I needed to report to my Reserve base this weekend instead.

Anyways, the team I was going to be working for had just as bad of a weekend. They lost oil pressure in their MG due to a 50 cent part failure. Their bobsy had the drive shaft fall out as something broke in the diff and a whole other list of problems. Not as bad as yours but maybe it's just not a good weekend to race there.

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
3/5/13 9:41 a.m.

That really sucks. But on the other hand you are getting paid to be a t a racetrack, it could be worse.

Tyler H
Tyler H GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/5/13 10:29 a.m.

Man that sucks.

Nothing by comparison, but add me to the roster of people that Sebring defeated. Sebring in late summer: torturous heat and clouds of radiator-clogging lovebugs by day, tent-swamping downpours by night.

Racing surfaces reminiscent of an Alabama highway.

At least it's close to the beach and GRM headquarters when its time to say '***k it.'

Still had fun.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks PowerDork
3/5/13 10:47 a.m.

One of the moments I'll remember forever was at sebring.

Scrambling to rebuild a car enough for the race the next morning, a fellow mechanic turns to me and says, "And we do this because we like it?"

My response: "well...there's not another job I'd still be working this hard at 3:00 am. So...yeah."

Clem

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