Another Bath Salt Induced Face Munchin'!| Off-Topic Discussion forum |

16vCorey UberDork
6/6/12 1:49 p.m.

http://gawker.com/5916252/louisiana-man-under-influence-of-some-kind-of-drug-bit-off-part-of-neighbors-face?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

edit - Thanks!

mndsm PowerDork
6/6/12 1:53 p.m.

Jesus. And the wife told me that the stuff was only to make the tub water smell pretty. I'm dumping them all right now.

JoeyM SuperDork
6/6/12 2:04 p.m.

mndsm wrote: Jesus. And the wife told me that the stuff was only to make the tub water smell pretty. I'm dumping them all right now.

not the same thing as what your wife puts in her bath
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designer_drug#Inaccurate_descriptions

DrBoost UberDork
6/6/12 2:29 p.m.

What the heck!?!? What is it bout this stuff that makes people eat other peoples faces?

4cylndrfury UltimaDork
6/6/12 2:37 p.m.

DrBoost wrote: What the heck!?!? What is it bout this stuff that makes people eat other peoples faces?

Read the comments under the story from user punkandglamour...

Appleseed PowerDork
6/6/12 2:45 p.m.

Human flesh is pretty bland. Salt just makes us taste better.

Cone_Junky Dork
6/6/12 2:49 p.m.

Just like Walking Dead, we all have the virus. Apparently bath salts bring it out, not death

Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
6/6/12 2:55 p.m.

Appleseed wrote: Human flesh is pretty bland. Salt just makes us taste better.

My dogs lick my face all the time. Should I be concerned that they think it's delicious? I mean - if you have ever seen what they do to a chipmunk - it's terrifying.

1988RedT2 SuperDork
6/6/12 2:57 p.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Appleseed wrote: Human flesh is pretty bland. Salt just makes us taste better.
My dogs lick my face all the time. Should I be concerned that they think it's delicious? I mean - if you have ever seen what they do to a chipmunk - it's terrifying.

Whatever you do, don't let your dog near your bath salts!

Derick Freese SuperDork
6/6/12 3:00 p.m.

Might be a tainted batch of this stuff. I've heard from some of my hoodlum friends that there's a bad batch of a "rave enhancing" drug out there, but it outright kills you.

In other words, it's a good idea to stay away from anything you buy from some guy on the street.

I would post the link to the episode of Moral Orel titled "Charity" to enhance my post.

GREAT IDEA, I'LL SMOKE THE CRACK!

N Sperlo UberDork
6/6/12 3:13 p.m.

Otto Maddox SuperDork
6/6/12 3:27 p.m.

I don't know why people are chewing on others, but I don't buy the whole bath salts thing. With the the dude that got shot, the police threw the bath salt thing out there without any toxicology reports or apparently any other indication. I think they were just speculating and the media ran with it.

mndsm PowerDork
6/6/12 4:05 p.m.

JoeyM wrote:
mndsm wrote: Jesus. And the wife told me that the stuff was only to make the tub water smell pretty. I'm dumping them all right now.
not the same thing as what your wife puts in her bath http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designer_drug#Inaccurate_descriptions

I know, I know. Apparently my funny is off today.

JoeyM SuperDork
6/6/12 7:05 p.m.

mndsm wrote:
JoeyM wrote:
mndsm wrote: Jesus. And the wife told me that the stuff was only to make the tub water smell pretty. I'm dumping them all right now.
not the same thing as what your wife puts in her bath http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Designer_drug#Inaccurate_descriptions
I know, I know. Apparently my funny is off today.

"Ford was from a small planet in the vicinity of beatelguise where they didn't have sarcasm, and he often failed to notice it if he was not paying particularly close attention" (i.e. I'm the one who's odd, since I didn't notice the humorous intent)

Jay UltraDork
6/6/12 8:11 p.m.

4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken

EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand UberDork
6/6/12 8:19 p.m.

This is why I will be sticking to weed, thankyaverymuch.

Derick Freese SuperDork
6/6/12 8:43 p.m.

In reply to EastCoastMojo:

lulz

MrJoshua PowerDork
6/6/12 11:05 p.m.

All I know is when I first heard of the drug version of "Bath Salts" I spent a while on the google with them. I found a guy who tested a bunch of different versions and reported his experiences. In every test around step 3 he wrote: "Then I cleaned my apartment". Let me tell you, after a quick look around my place, face munching or not, I am very tempted.

Derick Freese SuperDork
6/6/12 11:16 p.m.

If bath salts make me want to clean, then I might be in. I think I can overcome the side effects of human flesh craving by having one of these on hand.

Mitchell SuperDork
6/7/12 12:23 a.m.

I was looking through a chemical supply catalog a few days ago (in a laboratory setting), and I was blown away by all of the choices. Thousands and thousands of isolated chemical compounds, just waiting for the curious to ingest.