Boobie Trap

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758

LONDON – Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah's G2 Bulletin.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers. In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

I had an ass-plosion this weekend but thats because I ate Hooters.

Kooky kids, what'll they think of next!!

This story sounds like something a TSA worker made up so he could cop a feel on hot middle eastern chicks.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: This story sounds like something a TSA worker made up so he could cop a feel on hot middle eastern chicks.

+1

Or to get out of a harassment suit for feeling up the wrong hot middle eastern chick.

+1 Or to get out of a harassment suit for feeling up the wrong hot chick.

Fixed it for you. They aren't allowed to use their heads and just feel up hot middle eastern chicks, they have to feel up all the chicks.

Notice I said "have to", it's not as if they want to, they have to.

Targeting the people that are attacking you would make sense, but it's not legal.

carguy123 wrote:

+1 Or to get out of a harassment suit for feeling up the wrong hot chick.

Fixed it for you. They aren't allowed to use their heads and just feel up hot middle eastern chicks, they have to feel up all the chicks. Notice I said "have to", it's not as if they want to, they have to. Targeting the people that are attacking you would make sense, but it's not legal.

I would only target people who specifically did not look like the enemy (unless they were really, really hot). Nobody really wants to be the poor bastard that finds the exploding boobie.

This is what I find to be so confusing about Middle Eastern terrorists. I mean, Bin Laden's family made TONS of money building all sorts of structures for folks, but Osama B. wants to bomb the world back to "the stone age"....or more appropriately, back to the Middle Ages. He uses hi-tech to do the bombing and organizing the terrorists.

Then if this story is true, Muslim women who won't normally let a doctor TOUCH them, even a female doctor, have no problem getting cut open and having explosives sewn into their bodies.

Finally, as one late night comic asked: " if male suicide bombers die, go to paradise, and spend the rest of the time with XXXX numbers of virgins, what happens to female suicide bombers? "

integraguy wrote: Finally, as one late night comic asked: " if male suicide bombers die, go to paradise, and spend the rest of the time with XXXX numbers of virgins, what happens to female suicide bombers? "

Havn't you heard? It was a typo its not virgins its Virginians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmwcmOPemk

So THAT'S what that Heidi chick is up to.

hot middle eastern chicks.

???

poopshovel wrote:

hot middle eastern chicks.

???

Damn. I had this idea. Once again, someone steals my idea. In fairness, I couldn't really see the profitability in this one though.

DILYSI Dave wrote: Damn. I had this idea. Once again, someone steals my idea. In fairness, I couldn't really see the profitability in this one though.

Volume

Wait, now we have to tell if they are real, fake or bombtastic now...or should that be boobtastic?

I read the title and thought this thread would be about that club on Lee Road in Winter Park....

JoeyM wrote: I read the title and thought this thread would be about that club on Lee Road in Winter Park....

You beat me to it. I went to school a few blocks from there.

I'm betting this is only done on the fat ugly chicks. You know, the expendable ones.

Good illustration Giant Purple, I have a few patient's from that part of the world who are stunning. I can sort of understand why their husbands would want to cover them up in public.

There are some properly hot girls over here. Looks like I need to get a job with the TSA...

Wafah Dufour is fairly pretty.

Joey

joey48442 wrote: Wafah Dufour is fairly pretty. Joey

Yup!

Sometimes you just have to ignore her family. It's not like the half-brother is coming over for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

oldsaw wrote:

joey48442 wrote: Wafah Dufour is fairly pretty. Joey

Yup! Sometimes you just have to ignore her family. It's not like the half-brother is coming over for Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.

With Muslim immigrants to the West, ignorning the family is often not an option. The half-brother doesn't give a BMW E36 about you...he just wants to kill her.

Google "honor killings".

My apologies if I sound racist..I'm not. It's just that I'm an atheist, and it seems that Islam has infected Arabic/Persian/South Asian societies so severely that it's very difficult to separate my tolerance for their wonderful food and beautiful women from my absolute hatred for their insipid superstition.

Islam isn't like Christianity. Well, I take that back...in its homeland, Islam is much like history records that Christianity was during the Middle Ages in Europe. Violent, hateful, and focused upon exterminating any other competing way of thought (and from what little I've read of the Qu'ran, it's either Judaism 3.0, or Christianity 2.5...there's a lot more "upgrades" in there about how little tolerance the god of Abraham has for tribes other than his own.) IMO, the Islamic nations haven't yet had the kind of prosperity (or the kind of disasters) that helped Europe neuter Christianity.

Okay, I'll shut up now.