SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote:Wally wrote: Apparently Thomas has been taken hostageHe has been. He's forced to go around to various railway museums around the country and is forced to haul passenger cars full of ravenous children just to please their soul sucking lives.
About 10 years ago my wife and I went to Stroudsurg PA and rode the old steam train there. As we pulled back into the station we passed a train shed that had a bright blue engine visible through the half opened door. When we were getting off the train I loudly mentioned to the misses that Thomas was being held captive in there causing most of the kids that heard me to drag their parents off to save him. That night in Fudruckers on of the fathers saw me and went crazy.
If he was kidnapped I may have found a suspect:
Thomas the Tank Engine attacked for 'conservative political ideology' Children's favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been attacked by a Canadian academic for its "conservative political ideology" and failure to adequately represent women. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6772592/Thomas-the-Tank-Engine-attacked-for-conservative-political-ideology.html
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