Does Windows ever find a solution?

When the berkeleying computer freezes and stops responding and the little message tries to berkeleying perk me up by telling me that it is looking for a solution? Does it berkeleying ever berkeleying find one?

No

Nope

nahh...if it knew, it should autocorrect the issue and never tell you.

[tinfoil hat] Are you kidding? That's how Bill Gates will outdo the ghost of Steve Jobs; he will collect all that info and turn it over to the gubmint. So if anything gets fixed he can't collect any more data. [/tinfoil hat]

Yes, but you have to wait until Windows 37 comes out in 2019. Until then, there will be 4697 updates. Good luck!

N Sperlo wrote: No

I can confirm this

• IT professional

Seriously unless you're so computer-illiterate that you have things unplugged that should be plugged in, the built-in Windows help is 100% useless.

I guess I knew the answer. I just wish it would stop berkeleying teasing me like it wants to help. I just lost 6 hours of CAD work.

CTRL-S, a nervous twitch of mine.

Sorry to answer a question with a question, but did OJ ever find the real killers?

If your file got corrupted in a crash that's not your fault, but if you just didn't save for 6 hours it is.

I dunno guys. The computer here at the shop had a habit of dropping from the wireless network every hour or so until I clicked the "Look for a solution?" button. I walked away and it rebooted a short while later and hasn't dropped the connection since. Been a few weeks now.

ditchdigger wrote: I dunno guys. The computer here at the shop had a habit of dropping from the wireless network every hour or so until I clicked the "Look for a solution?" button. I walked away and it rebooted a short while later and hasn't dropped the connection since. Been a few weeks now.

Possibly downloaded and installed updated wifi drivers.

It did find a solution. It found a way to make you stop asking it to perform functions and just stare at the screen by simply asking you if you want it to find a solution.

I swear that microsoft turns the average user into a programmer. At least apple has subjagated the role as the new evil computer company. I love how they sell an anticorporate image, pure brilliance.

1988RedT2 wrote: Sorry to answer a question with a question, but did OJ ever find the real killers?

there was this one time when he was in the men's room at a golf course 1000 miles from his home when he accidentally looked in the mirror..

benzbaronDaryn wrote: I swear that microsoft turns the average user into a chimp.

FTFY.

benzbaronDaryn wrote: At least apple has subjagated the role as the new evil computer company. I love how they sell an anticorporate image, pure brilliance.

That's true. I've always marveled at it, too.