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tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
1/31/14 12:05 p.m.

OK fellas, I got some tequila, grapefruit soda, and some leftovers to make BeerBarons Strawberry Amaretto Concoction come to fruition.

Now you get to name it. You could be like some of these weirdos and name it like "Kinky dungeon sex" but I think you're better (and more clever) than that.

Autolex
Autolex Dork
1/31/14 12:17 p.m.

My girl really likes this one

Ginger Snap (make in a highball skinny glass), adjust proportions for larger glasses.

  • 2oz Ginger Liquor (she likes Domaine De Canton, about $25 at a liquor store)
  • 2oz Club Soda
  • Ice Cubes
  • Muddled Basil
  • Twist of Lime

(I invented this one and it's pretty awesome)

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
1/31/14 12:17 p.m.
tuna55 wrote: Now you get to name it. You could be like some of these weirdos and name it like "Kinky dungeon sex" but I think you're better (and more clever) than that.

"Strawberry Kama-Sutra Cake" (It's like an upside down cake... only sexier.)

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
1/31/14 12:45 p.m.

By the way, DO NOT do an image search for "sexy cocktail". EVER.

conesare2seconds
conesare2seconds HalfDork
1/31/14 2:16 p.m.

Dude, you have fresh grapefruit:

Grapefruit Chill: 1 part vanilla vodka; 2 dashes grapefruit juice; 1 part cranberry juice. Use a highball glass w ice

Booty Drop: 1/2 oz rum; 1/2 oz vodka; 1/2 oz (pink, if you have it) grapefruit juice

Bourbon Cobbler: 2 1/2 oz bourbon; 1 1/2 tsp almond extract; 1 tbsp lemon juice; 2 tbsp grapefruit juice. Mix and pour over an ice-filled old-fashioned glass

Citrus Breeze: 1 1/2 oz Citron type vodka; 5 oz grapefruit juice; 3 oz cranberry juice. Goes in an ice-filled highball glass, garnish with fresh grapefruit or any fruit

Cool Breeze: 1 1/2 oz white tequila; 1 splash soda water; grapefruit juice. Garnish with lemon or lime

Drive Away: 1/2 oz amaretto; 1/2 oz dark rum; 3 oz OJ; 2 oz grapefruit juice. Serve over ice

Gin & Juice: 1 3/4 oz gin; 1 3/4 oz pink grapefruit juice; 3/4 oz sparkling water

Grapefruit basil martini: 2 oz gin; 1 oz grapefruit juice; 1/2 oz simple syrup; 3 basil leaves. In a shaker, muddle torn basil leaves and syrup. Add remaining ingredients and ice, Shake and strain into a cocktail glass.

Miami Beach: 3/4 oz scotch; 3/4 oz dry vermouth; 3/4 oz grapefruit juice. Shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass

Pompano: 1 oz gin; 1/2 oz dry vermouth; 1 oz grapefruit juice. Shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass

Sea Breeze: 1 1/2 oz vodka; 4 oz cranberry juice; 1 oz grapefruit juice. Serve in ice-filled highball glass

Seagull: 1 1/2 oz gin; 3 oz grapefruit juice; 1 oz cranberry juice. Serve over cracked ice in a collins glass

Wolf's Bite: 1 1/2 oz gin; 1/2 oz green chartreuse; 1 oz grapefruit juice. Shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Dork
1/31/14 2:28 p.m.

Electric Lemonade:

1.5 oz Vodka (I prefer Skyy)

0.5 oz Blue Curacao

2.0 oz Sour mix

6.0 oz Sprite (you can get little cans at the grocery store that are the perfect size)

That's my favorite drink.

NOHOME
NOHOME Dork
1/31/14 3:47 p.m.

Dude..If I were Mrs Tuna, and knowing your track record and with your current school count, it would take, at a minimum, a Roofy Colada before you were even allowed in the driveway with any intentions!

Other than that, there is only one drink that I know of that can serve the purpose. It's more of a summer drink, but the mayhem and moral decay I have seen it cause is substantial..

The Lemon Drop Martini... 1

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1 1/2 ounces vodka 1/2 ounce triple sec 1 teaspoon superfine sugar 3/4 ounce fresh lemon juice 4 -5 ice cubes superfine sugar, for the martini glass rim lemon twist

Directions:

1 Chill martini glasses in freezer for at least 10 minutes prior to serving. 2 Place Vodka, Triple Sec, lemon juice and sugar into a cocktail shaker with 4-5 ice cubes and shake vigorously for 30 seconds. 3 Run the lemon twist around the edge of the chilled martini glass and dunk in a small amount of sugar for a coated rim. 4 Pour the strained martini into the chilled glasses and serve.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/31/14 3:52 p.m.

Oh and my other favorite- pour two oz any buffalo trace distillery bourbon into glass. Sip. Repeat. Four roses, buffalo trace... Any of the pappy's....

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
1/31/14 8:54 p.m.

Moscow mule.

Vodka + ginger beer + lime juice.

Just great.

Mitchell
Mitchell UltraDork
2/1/14 12:07 a.m.
mndsm wrote: Oh and my other favorite- pour two oz any buffalo trace distillery bourbon into glass. Sip. Repeat. Four roses, buffalo trace... Any of the pappy's....

Hey, I'm drinking Four Roses right now! Well, in an Old Fashioned; by far my favorite drink. Four Roses is delicious, although I think that I prefer Eagle Rare (my usual $25 Bourbon). I've heard a million good things about Pappy, but every time I see it on a menu, supplies are already dry.

Whiskey is the best.

Mitchell
Mitchell UltraDork
2/1/14 12:09 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Moscow mule. Vodka + ginger beer + lime juice. Just great.

Ginger beer is delicious; the more burn, the better. I made a rudimentary dark and stormy not too long ago with some cheap dark rum (Sailor Jerry?), DG ginger beer, and a lime wedge.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
2/1/14 1:10 a.m.

White Trash:

1oz Southern Comfort

Milk

It's better than it sounds.

Open Grave:

Malibu rum

Rootbeer

It's as bad as it sounds.

I love me some scotch, so far this is the best thing I've found:

stroker
stroker Dork
2/1/14 8:20 a.m.

7&7, the drink that makes better drivers of us all...

phaze1todd
phaze1todd HalfDork
2/1/14 8:52 a.m.

Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold. Serve in a deep champagne goblet, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. . .

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
2/1/14 9:48 a.m.

(pssst. it's over guys)

She liked the margaritas and we both thought the strawberry kama sutra cake was very cool.

Thanks.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
2/1/14 4:37 p.m.

Which margarita recipe did you go with?

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
2/1/14 8:20 p.m.
z31maniac wrote: Which margarita recipe did you go with?

Pompelmo: juice half lime, half sanpellegrino soda, shot-ish of tequila (hornitos reposado). It's great and a bit less potent than the triple sec. I'm having one right now.

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