Yes, I know it's a year old but I never saw it before and now I can't stop laughing.
Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'
She was the one that got away.
Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resemblance" to his own interspecies romance.
The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children's book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.
If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.
Initially, "she became more and more aggressive," said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. "She would thrust herself against me."
But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.
"I found that extraordinarily erotic," Brenner said. "It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to."
Much more hilarity in the link http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html
"Someday, Chris, I'll tell ya what the blow hole is not for and why daddy can never go back to Sea World again" --Peter Griffin
