I need your opinion on my pants

Are they too tight for the office Christmas party? I think they look good on me but my wife says they are too tight. She took this picture too.

That and a Santa hat, and you're good to go!

As an actual owner of these underpants, here is my review:

They are pretty snug but comfortable. They provide lots of support and keep everything in place; like an arm restraint for your hootus. They are a lycra-type material not cotton. They breathe fairly well though.

I give them an 8/10

It will never be Hammer time in those things.

OK is this for real? DO they actually have a hootus pouch? That is remarkably helpful.

In reply to pinchvalve (Forum Supporter) :

You need a driving sock.

Just when Margie was starting to sing our praises too.   Oh boy.   LOL.

In reply to stanger_mussle :

Snug for some, no need to judge our fellow car "men"

I like em snug.  Of course, maybe I just have a small hootus?

I do suffer from a rare condition called noassatall

pinchvalve (Forum Supporter) said:

 

Are they too tight for the office Christmas party? I think they look good on me but my wife says they are too tight. She took this picture too.

 Wife is wrong.

Not tight enough

Well now we can talk about a different peach on GRM and leave Wally out of this. 

So....if the wife took these pictures, are you aware of the model that posed for these?

stanger_mussle said:

They are a lycra-type material not cotton. They breathe fairly well though.

So not SFI-approved then, I guess? :)

And that's the day you get hit by a car.

It'd certainly add a certain flavor if there was an underwear modeling portion of the Challenge next year.

Strut strut turn bend look back over your shoulder.

Shudder

KyAllroad said:

It'd certainly add a certain flavor if there was an underwear modeling portion of the Challenge next year.

Strut strut turn bend and pick up the 10mm socket look back over your shoulder.

 

Shudder

Fixed it for you. Winner keeps all of the sockets. 

In reply to stanger_mussle :

I checked his garage, no Porsche ownership, the review should hold up. Miata drivers will likely find it a bit too snug though. 

In reply to Stefan (Forum Supporter) :

Baklava