914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/21/10 6:57 a.m.
Secretary said: Hi Everyone!! Just wanted to say I brought cookies in to share (next to the scanner)- Italian Pizzelles Russian Tea cakes (aka: nutballs- with walnuts) Pineapple cookies Sand Tarts (crisp sugar cookie) Gingerbread Bacon/coconut bars Peanut Butter Fudge

Bacon Coconut bars? Someone brought in two dozen still warm bagels and a bucket of jalapeno cream cheese.

Time for the old bend & stretch eh?

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte Reader
12/21/10 7:13 a.m.

Bacon makes you taller.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
12/21/10 7:15 a.m.

It would be a shame to let all that food go to waist.

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
12/21/10 7:27 a.m.

I'm eating a fresh bagel right now. Someone brought in a fresh box and two tubs of fresh cream cheese.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
12/21/10 7:39 a.m.

I am horking a Thomas's Cinnamon & Raisin English Muffin slathered in about half a jar of raspberry preserves. I envy your jalapeño cream cheese.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade Reader
12/21/10 8:03 a.m.

How'd the bacon/coconut bar come out?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/21/10 9:18 a.m.

Different, not enough bacon.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/21/10 10:38 a.m.

I cannot seem to find chocolate-covered bacon anywhere. Thick-cut bacon, fried, covered in dark chocolate...that's all I am asking for. I think I am going to have to make it my darn self.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/21/10 11:29 a.m.

Apparently I should be 8'3"

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
12/21/10 1:25 p.m.

I made a pan of candied bacon last night.

It was like dog treats for humans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q&feature=player_profilepage

NSFW: Language.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
12/21/10 2:40 p.m.

^ What the berkeley!!!!!

Those videos are hilariously awesome.

HalfTrac, Lord of FWD Failboxes
HalfTrac, Lord of FWD Failboxes SuperDork
12/21/10 2:43 p.m.

Who the hell was THAT guy?

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter SuperDork
12/21/10 3:04 p.m.

Hahaha, "Yo!, We about to get drunk off pancakes!"

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
12/21/10 3:55 p.m.

I want to build a breakfast fortress, to keep the haters out.

These guys came onto the radar like 2 months ago, and they've gone viral.

AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS

Zomby woof
Zomby woof Dork
12/21/10 4:32 p.m.

In my new job, I am much more active, and my breaks are more structured. In other words, I don't play all day on the internet, drinking coffee, and eating samosas, donuts, and portuguese chicken. I spent most of yesterday throwing up (stomach flu), and haven't eaten since Sunday. I will be soon be 150 lbs if I don't start eating in a hurry.

Great video, BTW.

Chebbie_SB
Chebbie_SB HalfDork
12/21/10 11:02 p.m.

Ready for your Quad-Bypass Youtube-Baconboys???

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
12/21/10 11:13 p.m.

Holy berkeley, my arteries were hardening just watching that video.

I gotta make a bacon fortress.

HalfTrac, Lord of the FWD deathbox
HalfTrac, Lord of the FWD deathbox SuperDork
12/22/10 7:42 a.m.
ReverendDexter wrote: Hahaha, "Yo!, We about to get drunk off pancakes!"

Next week, we eat a cult!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
12/22/10 7:53 a.m.

Here's one for that last shred of a conscience you pig-torturers might have left: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/17/smithfield-pork-pigs-abuse-humane-society_n_798310.html

How about a nice strip of veggie bacon instead? http://www.morningstarfarms.com/product_detail.aspx?id=352

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
12/22/10 8:18 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: How about a nice strip of veggie bacon instead?

How about not? Using "veggie" and "bacon" (or any other meat) in the same sentence is an oxymoron. Vegetarians and vegans should not be allowed to create/rename/substitute meat products. That's like faking an orgasm.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/22/10 10:40 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: Here's one for that last shred of a conscience you pig-torturers might have left:

Abused or not they taste the same. Might have to fry up some for dinner.

cardiacdog
cardiacdog New Reader
12/22/10 11:08 a.m.

That was epic. I should send these bozos a Christmas card thanking them for helping my business

wbjones
wbjones Dork
12/22/10 7:09 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: Abused or not they taste the same. M

no they don't .......

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Reader
12/22/10 10:37 p.m.

My son took me out to dinner last nite. For dessert he had chocolate/hazelnut torte with caramel & bacon on top. He let me have a taste. It was wonderful.

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
12/23/10 12:22 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: I cannot seem to find chocolate-covered bacon anywhere. Thick-cut bacon, fried, covered in dark chocolate...that's all I am asking for. I think I am going to have to make it my darn self.

Local acquaintance made chocolate beer/bacon truffles; thus, combining three of the four greatest things in the world. She says the fourth thing is totally up to the eaters' own ingenuity to incorporate with their significant other.

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