If we are speaking of potato chips, then "crisp" and "crunchy" are both good. Sliding between "crisp," freshly laundered sheets on our bed is a sensory delight. Yet "crunchy" sheets is a definite no-no. Discuss.
If we are speaking of potato chips, then "crisp" and "crunchy" are both good. Sliding between "crisp," freshly laundered sheets on our bed is a sensory delight. Yet "crunchy" sheets is a definite no-no. Discuss.
Is this like creamy and crunchy peanut butter? One is the true definition of butter, and the other is half assed, only eaten by degenerates.
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1988RedT2 wrote: If we are speaking of potato chips, then "crisp" and "crunchy" are both good. Sliding between "crisp," freshly laundered sheets on our bed is a sensory delight. Yet "crunchy" sheets is a definite no-no. Discuss.
Same with a good stiff drink.
Appleseed wrote: Is this like creamy and crunchy peanut butter? One is the true definition of butter, and the other is half assed, only eaten by degenerates.
Or, one is eaten by people that still have their teeth.
Appleseed wrote: Is this like creamy and crunchy peanut butter? One is the true definition of butter, and the other is half assed, only eaten by degenerates.
Don't you blaspheme the one true legume-based condiment!
Psh, peanut butter sucks.
Cookie butter, that's where it's at. And not that biscoff knockoff stuff.
Slightly more on topic, "crisp" drink really makes no sense, but I bet it's weirder for the English. "Crisp and refreshing".
My plan is working. I'm slowly identifying all of those who are unworthy.
I always thought Krispy Kreme was a terrible name.
Is this like the drive on the parkway and park on the driveway conundrum?
SVreX wrote: I always thought Krispy Kreme was a terrible name.
There's a place near here called the Kum On Inn.
As the late George Carlin would say.. "you can prick your finger, but you can't finger your..."
English can be tough, though it can be worked through with thorough thought.
I'm still seeking a pocket Craigslist phrase guide.
Mouse - Mice
House - Houses
Moose - Moose
They're taking their car over there.
You're going to lose your mind spinning those tales of yore.
Trans_Maro wrote: Mouse - Mice House - Houses Moose - Moose
Goose - Geese
1988RedT2 wrote: If we are speaking of potato chips, then "crisp" and "crunchy" are both good. Sliding between "crisp," freshly laundered sheets on our bed is a sensory delight. Yet "crunchy" sheets is a definite no-no. Discuss.
"New (to me)" is a good descriptor for the car or drill press you just bought. Bad for the underwear you just bought.
Whatever you want, when said by wife, does not actually mean "whatever you want".
Hogie/hero/grinder/sub/italian/wedge/torpedo/po'boy
Seams Fitting.
bludroptop wrote: Hogie/hero/grinder/sub/italian/wedge/torpedo/po'boy
How about spuckie?
Gearheadotaku wrote:Trans_Maro wrote: Mouse - Mice House - Houses Moose - MooseGoose - Geese
Ox- Oxen
Box - Boxen?
I'm fixing the car today. Me
I'm fixing to go the Piggly Wiggly. Father in law.
Piggly Wiggly was covered up today. Father in law.
Like a termite bomb in Florida they covered it up with a tarp? Me
Can you carry me to Piggly Wiggly? Father in law.
Carry in my arms? Me.
Crazy 'bama people.
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