life changing event ?

to crack

the top 100

Ha top 10!

No one can say I haven't done anything productive with my life. Right?

Swank Force One wrote:

wbjones wrote: just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ... when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?

You act like those at the top know anything.

I'm confused ... you-all seem to indicate that you know THINGS

wbjones wrote:

Swank Force One wrote:

wbjones wrote: just passed from the uberdork class to the power dork level ... hasn't changed anything that I can see ..... though I did look at the leader-board and see just how much I still have to learn .. maybe that's why nothing seems different ... when do I get my next lever de-coder ring and learn the new handshake ?

You act like those at the top know anything.

I'm confused ... you-all seem to indicate that you know THINGS

We know how to poke at the keys on the keyboard, for sure.

I use my dork powers only for evil. Well, and to pick up chix.

I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

1988RedT2 wrote: I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

Then GTFO.

Watch your taint. Just sayin'.

Curmudgeon wrote: I use my dork powers only for evil. Well, and to pick up chix.

what level do I have to reach for that app to kick in ?

In reply to wbjones:

Dude, you've seen Curmudgeon, you know his dork status is all he has going for him. I think the powers that be made that app for him, and him alone.

I still think he got screwed out of a really cool level when he hit 20K. It should have been something like Superfantabulous Dork. Or at least sent him back to new reader.

Oh boy! I've actually made it to 40 on the leaderboard. In another thousand posts or so I'll be something else. At an average of 4.5 posts a day I should be there in 222.22222 days. I can't wait.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize for all the missing punctuation and crappy spelling over the last 4 years and go ahead and apologize for the next four years as well.

Edit: Damn I missed a chance to split this up into 20-30 posts. Maybe next time.

1988RedT2 wrote: Just over 900 posts until my next "level up". If I forgo eating, bathing, and sleeping, I can do that in what, 2 or 3 days?

Or whore out the 'Ignore' thread. That's how I made it all the way to 14 once.

Now I'm down to 23.

1454 till I hit megadork

1988RedT2 wrote: I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

Isn't that what you just did though?

yamaha wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

Isn't that what you just did though?

Quiet, you!

1988RedT2 wrote:

yamaha wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

Isn't that what you just did though?

Quiet, you!

Post!!!!!

JoeyM wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote:

yamaha wrote:

1988RedT2 wrote: I for one refuse to post senseless drivel for the purpose of advancing my post count. I will adhere to my very high personal standards for quality posts, which have the proven capacity to enlighten, entertain, and amuse the fortunate people who read them.

Isn't that what you just did though?

Quiet, you!

Post!!!!!

ERRRRMAAAAHHHGGGGERRRRRD

Am I going to have to start IGNORING this thread too?

wait...

Can

I

Haz

postwhoring?

I'm going to ignore this thread.