DjGreggieP said:
So I have a 997.2 Porsche 4S Cabrio in my shop right now. My job is to hide it until my brother in law presents it to his wife for her 40th birthday on the 28th, right before the surprise birthday party she doesn't want. She's not into cars. She's not a small girl. She has three kids ranging from 5-9, she's got a full time job and he works/lives out of town 5 days a week so she's basically a single mom during that time.
I'm pretty sure I know how this is going to turn out.
jgrewe said:In reply to Keith Tanner :
It sounds to me like he would be safer getting her a vacuum cleaner!
I made that mistake. Once.
Funny, I had a dream last night that I was at some guys house and he had a Porsche convertible for sale. In the dream, I saw the car had an automatic transmission and, somehow, also had back seats (my dreams have weird Artistic license) and I was like, "oh, that would be perfect for Mrs. VCH".
I told her about the dream this morning, and she made a face when I got to "Porsche".
"Mister" is used to address a male. "Mrs" is used to address a MARRIED female. We don't have a word to address a female without attaching archaic patriarchal commentary about marital status.
I say we should use the word "Mistress" more often!
In reply to Keith Tanner :
Let me know when she needs a man that understand her needs and would like to drive a 997.2 Porsche 4S Cabrio?
Keith Tanner said:DjGreggieP said:
So I have a 997.2 Porsche 4S Cabrio in my shop right now. My job is to hide it until my brother in law presents it to his wife for her 40th birthday on the 28th, right before the surprise birthday party she doesn't want. She's not into cars. She's not a small girl. She has three kids ranging from 5-9, she's got a full time job and he works/lives out of town 5 days a week so she's basically a single mom during that time.
I'm pretty sure I know how this is going to turn out.
In reply to Wally (Forum Supporter) :
Apologies for an Instagram link but it's worth it:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmPtGheMN5x/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
In reply to Datsun310Guy :
Oh, he's not fooling anyone. He's gotta keep up with all the hot trustafarians he hangs out with in the Snowmass hot tub during the week. I don't know anyone else who legitimately has a combover.
I don't like him much. But my wife loves her nephews and neice very much, so there's that.
SV reX said:"Mister" is used to address a male. "Mrs" is used to address a MARRIED female. We don't have a word to address a female without attaching archaic patriarchal commentary about marital status.
I say we should use the word "Mistress" more often!
I always thought Mrs was the diminutive of Mistress because way back in the olden days it was Master and Mistress, hence Mr and Mrs ?
In reply to RevRico :
40f yesterday.
3f today.
Heavy winds.
First snow of year, spent an hour in an open air cub cadet plowing the driveway at work
Body can't shiver and hasn't for 20 years
Sucks
In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :
Dude that was this morning. My internet went out at 7 and it was a balmy 41. It is now 3 with a wind chill of -20. berkeley the rust belt.
You think you've got it rough, I had to squeegee the dew off of my windows before I could drive to work this morning.
I don't have a good picture of Bubbachewski, the teenage (dog years) dirtbag Great Pyrenees, but here is one of our dearly departed Frosty the Samoyed that reflects Bubba's feelings on the weather.
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