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GCrites80s
GCrites80s Dork
1/17/23 8:12 p.m.

One time I used brake clean to kill a spider that was in my bathtub. I thought I rinsed the tub enough then got in and started to fill it up. I didn't rinse it enough. You can imagine what happened next.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
1/17/23 9:56 p.m.

barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 PowerDork
1/17/23 10:05 p.m.

In reply to Duke :

The best parts were the looks of sheer surprise/disgust that Mr Berry kept making, followed closely by when it became apparent that they just turned off Yoko's microphone. Certainly must have been a memorable performance. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/17/23 10:34 p.m.

Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa UltimaDork
1/17/23 11:17 p.m.
GCrites80s said:

One time I used brake clean to kill a spider that was in my bathtub. I thought I rinsed the tub enough then got in and started to fill it up. I didn't rinse it enough. You can imagine what happened next.

How many times must we tell you?  Don't get it on your hootus!

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
1/17/23 11:38 p.m.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
1/18/23 1:28 a.m.
GCrites80s said:

One time I used brake clean to kill a spider that was in my bathtub. I thought I rinsed the tub enough then got in and started to fill it up. I didn't rinse it enough. You can imagine what happened next.

Why do you keep your brake clean in your bathroom?

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse UltimaDork
1/18/23 7:22 a.m.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/18/23 7:44 a.m.
NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/18/23 8:28 a.m.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/18/23 10:05 a.m.

David Elfering
David Elfering GRM+ Memberand Reader
1/18/23 10:41 a.m.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
1/18/23 11:42 a.m.

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Emanuel Fappas @EmanuelFappas Me: I'm making an omelette! *flips omelette* Me: I'm making scrambled eggs!'

Duke
Duke MegaDork
1/18/23 11:55 a.m.

In reply to Beer Baron :

I don't even try anymore.

Meme unrelated, but I can relate:

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/18/23 1:21 p.m.

Jesse Ransom
Jesse Ransom GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
1/18/23 1:22 p.m.

I think the topic of omelets is just trolling my touchiness over the "cast iron vs nonstick" threads which refuse to recognize the superiority of a dedicated 10" carbon steel skillet for this task. And my omelet flip success rate is about 90%.

Image result from https://memes.com/blog/if-you-are-staying-home-and-honing-your-cooking-skills-these-memes-are-for-you

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/18/23 1:33 p.m.

TIL there are omelette snobs.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/18/23 1:50 p.m.

barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 PowerDork
1/18/23 1:51 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Agreed. Eggs is eggs, with the main difference being how messy they are to eat after a given cooking method. Sometimes I like them a little runny if eating with toast, sometimes not runny if eating them on toast. S&P, butter in the pan, down the hatch. 
 

Jesse Ransom
Jesse Ransom GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
1/18/23 1:59 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

No snobbery here, just tired of the arguments between folks who ingest coatings while replacing their pan every year or so and the folks who worship at the altar of cast iron ("It's nonstick if you truly believe it is; I'm only using a spatula because I was impure of heart."), and insist on paying more to do so. And yes, a side order of being proud of having learned to do a tricky thing, but scrambled eggs are good, too.

Image result from https://oxofryingpan.blogspot.com/2020/02/cookware-memes.html

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
1/18/23 2:43 p.m.

914Driver
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1/18/23 2:46 p.m.

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/18/23 4:02 p.m.

eastsideTim
eastsideTim UltimaDork
1/18/23 4:41 p.m.
NickD said:

Somewhere on a message board, somebody said she looks like the female version of Morty, and now I can't unsee it.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/18/23 11:44 p.m.

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