Meme Thread... no politics

In reply to 914Driver :

You should hope not.

Phallic joke.

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

I used to be in a band called Mondale, and if you've ever heard the Jello Biafra bit that inspired it, I think he might have been describing Business Metal (we were just nerdy punk).

In reply to Jesse Ransom :

I can get behind that. But like, business casual. 
 

*edit for idea. 
let's make a business metal band. Long distance style, but in keeping the business theme, it'll all be done via email. I can see the track list now.

Did you get the memo? 
slaughter the investors. 
morale bruise. 
sales pitch(gut punch)
microwave fish. 
BBB will bleed. 
401Kill. 
casualty friday

Double edit.
Also, totally serious. I'll volunteer to play drums or bass or guitar. Can't make any promises for vocals, but willing to try. 

Jesse Ransom said:

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

With songs like:

"Profits and Loss"
"Return on Investment"
"[We Need to] Touch Base"
"Teleconference"
"Accounts Payable"
" 'Entrepeneur' [is Latin for 'Unemployed']"
"Per My Last E-mail..."
"Copier Jam"
"Public Offering"

Edit: Actually, I think ROI should be the band name.

Office Space references alone could fill an album...

Red Stapler, TPS Report, "That Would Be Great", etc..

Riddle me this:

Q:  Why isn't a tie part of business casual dress?

A:  Because it makes it harder to hang yourself.

Edit...

Baron, I thought Entrepreneur was French for "I'm trying to conceal that I'm a loser long enough to get laid"...perhaps I'm mistaken. 

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

"Per my last email" (edit, whoops Beer Baron posted that while I was typing!)

Obligatory meme:

Beer Baron said:

Jesse Ransom said:

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

With songs like:

"Profits and Loss"
"Return on Investment"
"[We Need to] Touch Base"
"Teleconference"
"Accounts Payable"
" 'Entrepeneur' [is Latin for 'Unemployed']"
"Per My Last E-mail..."
"Copier Jam"
"Public Offering"

Edit: Actually, I think ROI should be the band name.

Quarterly Report
Town Hall
Core Competency
Synergy
Cost Actions
Action Item
 

Dethklok has done some Business Metal already (Obligatory seizure warning for Dethklok videos....also gore):