Meme Thread... no politics

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

Is that why New Orleans smells like pee? 

ProDarwin said:

Beer Baron said:

Jesse Ransom said:

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

With songs like:

"Profits and Loss"
"Return on Investment"
"[We Need to] Touch Base"
"Teleconference"
"Accounts Payable"
" 'Entrepeneur' [is Latin for 'Unemployed']"
"Per My Last E-mail..."
"Copier Jam"
"Public Offering"

Edit: Actually, I think ROI should be the band name.

Quarterly Report
Town Hall
Core Competency
Synergy
Cost Actions
Action Item

I'm imagining "Pro-fits and Loss!" screamed exactly like "An-gel of Death!"

"Printer Jam" writes itself. It would be the highlight of live shows. No lyrics. The band just jams as hard as they can while the lead singer brings out a printer and systematically smashes it on stage, occasionally throwing chunks into the mosh pit for the masses to smash.

If a printer is being smashed, the correct title is "PC Load Letter"

Beer Baron said:

ProDarwin said:

Beer Baron said:

Jesse Ransom said:

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

With songs like:

"Profits and Loss"
"Return on Investment"
"[We Need to] Touch Base"
"Teleconference"
"Accounts Payable"
" 'Entrepeneur' [is Latin for 'Unemployed']"
"Per My Last E-mail..."
"Copier Jam"
"Public Offering"

Edit: Actually, I think ROI should be the band name.

Quarterly Report
Town Hall
Core Competency
Synergy
Cost Actions
Action Item

I'm imagining "Pro-fits and Loss!" screamed exactly like "An-gel of Death!"

Profit and loss!

Monitor the payoff of the deal

Merciless

Investors

Profit and loss!

914Driver said:

In reply to AAZCD-Jon (Forum Supporter) :

johndej said:

I remember my first crawfish experience. I sat down with a buncha fellers from 'Lweezianna and ordered 5 pounds...and was good-naturedly ribbed for being a lightweight. 

Man, those were some tasty crustaceans, though. I'd put them right up there with Maryland crabs, and I live in MD.  

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

Beer Baron said:

ProDarwin said:

Beer Baron said:

Jesse Ransom said:

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

I owe the thread a meme, but I had to stop and say how badly I now want to start a Business Metal band.

With songs like:

"Profits and Loss"
"Return on Investment"
"[We Need to] Touch Base"
"Teleconference"
"Accounts Payable"
" 'Entrepeneur' [is Latin for 'Unemployed']"
"Per My Last E-mail..."
"Copier Jam"
"Public Offering"

Edit: Actually, I think ROI should be the band name.

Quarterly Report
Town Hall
Core Competency
Synergy
Cost Actions
Action Item

I'm imagining "Pro-fits and Loss!" screamed exactly like "An-gel of Death!"

Profit and loss!

Monitor the payoff of the deal

Merciless

Investors

Profit and loss!

this is my psa if you above 40 to get your butt fingered because f cancer. 
 

continue on.