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Jesse Ransom (FFS)
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3/31/21 11:47 a.m.
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) said:

I guess it doesn't. But that doesn't explain how it's got a license plate light made out of Bubs' skull.

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mtn (Forum Supporter)
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3/31/21 11:55 a.m.
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) said:

I'm convinced that the only redeeming qualities to Orlando are Mrs.mndsm, mndsm, and mndsm's beard.

 

ProDarwin
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3/31/21 12:00 p.m.
kazoospec said:

May be an image of text that says 'Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Actual humans: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips.'

 

1)  Prepare meal.  Put in microwave or toaster oven.

2) Open pantry and find things to eat while that meal cooks.

3) Eat actual meal.

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3/31/21 12:01 p.m.

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Jay_W
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3/31/21 12:47 p.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

1988RedT2
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3/31/21 2:03 p.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

 

Son:  "I can't thread that bolt.  Heck, I can't even see where it goes!"

Dad (reaching down behind engine, looking upward toward the heavens, threading bolt):  You have so much yet to learn, Young One."

Streetwiseguy
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3/31/21 4:45 p.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

That is both eerily accurate, and as close as I ever get to using the Force.

NickD
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3/31/21 6:10 p.m.

Yourself
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3/31/21 6:21 p.m.
Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) said:

May be an image of car and text that says 'Hunting wagon ASSAULT WAGON'

                                     A Salt Wagon

Appleseed
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3/31/21 7:10 p.m.
Yourself said:
Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) said:

May be an image of car and text that says 'Hunting wagon ASSAULT WAGON'

                                     A Salt Wagon

Salt? You think that's rust? 

johndej
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3/31/21 7:13 p.m.

Pete. (l33t FS)
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3/31/21 7:18 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

That Tri-five is rust in the same way that these are faded old jeans:

 

You Southerners merely adopted the rust.  I was born in it.  Molded by it.  When I first saw a ten year old car that you could jack up by the pinch rails, it was nothing but blinding!

bobzilla
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3/31/21 7:48 p.m.

 

May be an image of text that says 'TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE ANATOMY SNIFFER SECURITY/SQUIRREL ALARM DEAD BIRD SMELL COLLECTION AREA FACEMOISTURIZER/ BOTTOM CLEANER COFFEE TABLE CLEARING MECHANISM UNCONDITIONAL ADORATION CHAMBER SCRATCH-ACTIVATED FOOTWAG THROTTLE Low-OUTPUT LOw WALK-INTERRUPTION DEVICE (MALE VARIANT) PLASTIC BAG FULFILLMENT LINE REVISED CANINE ANATOMY'

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3/31/21 9:06 p.m.

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3/31/21 9:50 p.m.
Toyman01 (Moderately Supportive Dude) said:

May be an image of text that says 'TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE ANATOMY SNIFFER SECURITY/SQUIRREL ALARM DEAD BIRD SMELL COLLECTION AREA FACEMOISTURIZER/ BOTTOM CLEANER COFFEE TABLE CLEARING MECHANISM UNCONDITIONAL ADORATION CHAMBER SCRATCH-ACTIVATED FOOTWAG THROTTLE Low-OUTPUT LOw WALK-INTERRUPTION DEVICE (MALE VARIANT) PLASTIC BAG FULFILLMENT LINE REVISED CANINE ANATOMY'

Stomach needs a label.

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3/31/21 10:04 p.m.

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4/1/21 12:22 a.m.
mtn (Forum Supporter) said:
stanger_mussle (Forum Supporter) said:

I'm convinced that the only redeeming qualities to Orlando are Mrs.mndsm, mndsm, and mndsm's beard.

 

I was just next to that cop car two hours ago and it's humid as berkeley out there

Mr. Peabody
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4/1/21 7:15 a.m.

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