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No Time
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9/12/21 9:29 a.m.

No Time
No Time SuperDork
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No Time
No Time SuperDork
9/12/21 9:30 a.m.

No Time
No Time SuperDork
9/12/21 9:30 a.m.

No Time
No Time SuperDork
9/12/21 9:32 a.m.

No Time
No Time SuperDork
9/12/21 9:32 a.m.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/12/21 9:54 a.m.

No Time
No Time SuperDork
9/12/21 11:40 a.m.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
9/12/21 1:36 p.m.
No Time said:

 

Yeah, 'cause that's the only thing gonna keep him from scoring with two hot chicks half a century younger than him?

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Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/12/21 1:50 p.m.

Money. That's what's stopping them. Walter is not over the threshold of hoochie money.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/12/21 2:52 p.m.

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/12/21 3:38 p.m.
Wally (Forum Supporter) said:

Did.... did someone punctuate every word with a hand clap emoji?

 

I occasionally get sucked into a hole of I Don't Work Here Lady stories.  A couple of them descibed people who clapped with every word as a way of being insistent.  I've never encountered this myself but it seems like a really great way of conveying that you want to be ignored.

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
9/12/21 3:59 p.m.

In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :

That's  a "Let me go get my manager!" situation.

Except that my manager isn't actually a manager, just a different employee who wants to mess with you for a while.

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
9/12/21 3:59 p.m.

Here in Florida, the legislature has made it legal to drive in the rain with your emergency flashers on. 
 

This reflects my opinion on that decision. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/12/21 4:02 p.m.

In reply to ShawnG :

You want them to completely meltdown? Reply with this after they finish their tirade. 

I have . It works as advertised. They loose their collective E36 M3.

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
9/12/21 4:16 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

The best day of my retail experience was, after dealing with an angry Chad for about half an hour, he demanded to speak to a manager.

I was the department manager...

I reached out and shook his hand with a great big smile and said "Hi, I'm Shawn!"

He got even more infuriated, yelled "NOT YOU!" and stormed out.

My actual boss came over about 15 minutes later, chuckling at the whole incident.

NickD
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9/12/21 5:07 p.m.

NickD
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9/12/21 5:22 p.m.

Jesse Ransom
Jesse Ransom GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
9/12/21 6:18 p.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:

Here in Florida, the legislature has made it legal to drive in the rain with your emergency flashers on. 
 

This reflects my opinion on that decision. 

I was surprised and pleased that that was the near-unanimous action taken when we got caught in a completely batE36 M3 storm in Germany, along with everybody moving to the right of the road and slowing down. It pleased me because the local response to really crazy weather seems to be "oh, yeah? Bet I'm crazier than you, storm! Better notch up the speed and aggression a bit..."

Mind you, "batE36 M3 storm" is different from "there's a little water falling from the sky." Forfeiting your turn signals seems like a poor reaction to the first hint of precipitation.

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Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/12/21 6:24 p.m.

In reply to Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) :

Shadeux
Shadeux GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/12/21 6:30 p.m.

In reply to Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) :

Are you serious?!

 

ShawnG
ShawnG UltimaDork
9/12/21 6:46 p.m.

Spent a week in Napa, CA a few years back, first time ever in California.

Where I live in Canada, it's a temperate rain forest. If you don't do stuff when it's raining, you'll never leave the house. We barely even use umbrellas, that's what hats are for.

Long story short, it started raining in Napa and you'd have thought the rapture was coming by the way everyone was fleeing and running for cover. It wasn't even raining hard.

preach (fs)
preach (fs) GRM+ Memberand Dork
9/12/21 7:39 p.m.

In reply to ShawnG :

A mist is a very hard rain here in San Diego.

They crazy around here.

SkinnyG (Forum Supporter)
SkinnyG (Forum Supporter) UberDork
9/12/21 7:46 p.m.

Snow in Vancouver, on the hand, is a total gong show in the streets.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/12/21 8:47 p.m.

In reply to SkinnyG (Forum Supporter) :

Actual footage of said streets:

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