Meme Thread... no politics

second one's for stampie!

In reply to Beer Baron :

A repeat, I'm sure, but it put this in my head:

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

NickD said:

 

This was me yesterday at the Speedway, trying to buy a strawberry milk.  (Because berk you I will drink what I want and it looked good)

After a complicated process of picking out which ones to get and scanning them in, she didn't use the usual witty phrase "And make sure they are winners this time!".

No, she said "I need to put these on three different cards."

I was in line directly behind her, there were probably six or seven people behind me... I could feel a heat bloom of rage on my back.

Interesting.  Here in Florida they don't allow anything but cash to buy lotto

In reply to Mr_Asa :

They started allowing it here a few years back, since so few people use cash anymore.

I never carry cash now. Easy to get out of giving money to people though. Waiting for the sketchy homeless guy to whip out an iphone with a card reader so he can tell me I can swipe...

preach (dudeist priest) said:

I never carry cash now. Easy to get out of giving money to people though. Waiting for the sketchy homeless guy to whip out an iphone with a card reader so he can tell me I can swipe...

They'll just have a Venmo QR code. 

Just 1990-1993 Miata E/Street things

Dusterbd13-michael said:

And the chameleon is the only one that can "come and go"

GCrites80s said:

Dusterbd13-michael said:

And the chameleon is the only one that can "come and go"

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

NickD said:

This was me yesterday at the Speedway, trying to buy a strawberry milk.  (Because berk you I will drink what I want and it looked good)

After a complicated process of picking out which ones to get and scanning them in, she didn't use the usual witty phrase "And make sure they are winners this time!".

No, she said "I need to put these on three different cards."

I was in line directly behind her, there were probably six or seven people behind me... I could feel a heat bloom of rage on my back.

Thats painful.

Similarly, about a month ago I got food poisoning and went into CVS to pickup a prescription.  There was only one cashier at the pharmacy and of course the woman in front of me was buying *all* the Easter E36 M3 on clearance.  She had to price check many of the items, then weigh the value of them there at the register, adding and removing items until she achieved a total that was acceptable.  Once that was all done she had to pay with exact change of course.

Meanwhile I was *barely* able to stand, nauseous, sweating, and feeling like absolute death.

NickD said:

I'm lost on this one. 

ProDarwin said:

Pete. (l33t FS) said:

NickD said:

This was me yesterday at the Speedway, trying to buy a strawberry milk.  (Because berk you I will drink what I want and it looked good)

After a complicated process of picking out which ones to get and scanning them in, she didn't use the usual witty phrase "And make sure they are winners this time!".

No, she said "I need to put these on three different cards."

I was in line directly behind her, there were probably six or seven people behind me... I could feel a heat bloom of rage on my back.

Thats painful.

 

Similarly, about a month ago I got food poisoning and went into CVS to pickup a prescription.  There was only one cashier at the pharmacy and of course the woman in front of me was buying *all* the Easter E36 M3 on clearance.  She had to price check many of the items, then weigh the value of them there at the register, adding and removing items until she achieved a total that was acceptable.  Once that was all done she had to pay with exact change of course.

Meanwhile I was *barely* able to stand, nauseous, sweating, and feeling like absolute death.

Just imagine the length of her receipt.