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stroker
stroker SuperDork
12/30/15 11:25 a.m.

Name a crappy execution of a movie that could be remade as a good one.

John Carter

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
12/30/15 11:33 a.m.

Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 UltraDork
12/30/15 11:38 a.m.

Lets talk about how Point Break should not have been remade.

I'd say The Omega Man but I Am Legend covered that

Duke
Duke MegaDork
12/30/15 11:48 a.m.

I'd like to see The Hobbit remade as 1 (or maybe 2) movies by the same Peter Jackson that made LOTR, instead of the illiterate ADD kindergardener that he was apparently possessed by when he made the second trilogy.

And ditto Point Break. It sucked the first time. This will suck with a much bigger budget.

Kylini
Kylini HalfDork
12/30/15 11:49 a.m.

I would say Westworld, but HBO has that covered nicely. Also, best casting call ever.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UberDork
12/30/15 12:05 p.m.

True Lies, and The Last Action Hero. So much potential in both concepts, such poor delivery on both.

Can Mad Max have a reboot-reboot? I've read some really good fan-fiction of the time line from Mad Max to the Road Warrior, and there are some great ideas out there.

One thing that I don't like about most modern remakes of classic Sci-fi and action movies is that they tend to way over do it with CGI. I'm not against CGI, I just don't like in every possible nook and cranny in a movie.

I think we should start a new thread on movies that should not be remade because the original can't possibly be improved upon.

For example, I'm dreading the remake of The Magnificent Seven. How about just restoring/remastering the original? I'd pay to see that.

To give credit where it's due though, the remake of True Grit was a pleasant surprise, I was expecting crap, it was great, maybe better than the John Wayne version.

oldtin
oldtin UberDork
12/30/15 12:37 p.m.

Unforgiven. The movie was pretty slow up to the last part but interesting plot

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UberDork
12/30/15 12:45 p.m.

I'd like to see Peter Jackson have a crack at a Jules Verne novel.

jimbob_racing
jimbob_racing Dork
12/30/15 1:08 p.m.

If anybody tries to remake the Princess Bride, I will burn down all of Hollywood.

slefain
slefain UberDork
12/30/15 1:24 p.m.

Apparently "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" needs to be remade to make everyone else happy. I loved it, but it got bad reviews.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
12/30/15 1:54 p.m.
slefain wrote: Apparently "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" needs to be remade to make everyone else happy. I loved it, but it got bad reviews.

I'm with you; I liked it quite a bit. I thought it was a fine movie, except they cut out all the hot sex between Quartermaine and Mina Harker that happened in the graphic novel.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
12/30/15 1:55 p.m.
HappyAndy wrote: I'd like to see Peter Jackson have a crack at a Jules Verne novel.

At the moment, I wouldn't give Peter Jackson a crack at an industrial safety video, after how putrifyingly bad The Hobbit trilogy was.

92dxman
92dxman SuperDork
12/30/15 2:12 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.

The Japanese movie that its loosely based on Battle Royale has all the reality tv elements stripped out of it.

stroker
stroker SuperDork
12/30/15 2:46 p.m.

Peter Jackson is quite a WWI aircraft buff. I'd like to see him remake "The Blue Max" with real airplanes and no cg.

"I am Legend" sucked E36M3. "The Omega Man" was far superior.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
12/30/15 3:12 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.

Watch "battle royale" on Netflix. Its Japanese.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
12/30/15 3:21 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.

But then it wouldn't be the Hunger Games, and misses a major political part of the storyline.

Would be a good movie though.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
12/30/15 3:34 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.

You'd have to find different source material, then. The movies follow the books fairly closely, at least according to my kids, who've read them.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy UberDork
12/30/15 3:35 p.m.

Oooh! I just thought of a really good one, we've talked about here briefly before too.

STAR BLAZERS!

There was a recent Japanese film based on the cartoon from the seventies (Battleship Yamamoto), it wasn't half bad, with the right Hollywood production it could be awesome.

Mike
Mike GRM+ Memberand Dork
12/30/15 3:36 p.m.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Universe. The movie was forgettable, and not at all what the books deserve.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
12/30/15 3:40 p.m.

I'd like to see a remake of Cannonball Run - using the original script written for Steve McQueen.

Tom_Spangler
Tom_Spangler GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
12/30/15 3:40 p.m.
Duke wrote: And ditto *Point Break*. It sucked the first time. This will suck with a much bigger budget.

I wouldn't say it sucked, it was enjoyable in it's time. But I don't think a remake was necessary.

oldtin said: Unforgiven. The movie was pretty slow up to the last part but interesting plot

WHAT????? One of the greatest Westerns of all time, won a pile of Oscars, 95% on RT, in the IMDB Top 250. It's just fine the way it is. Honestly, name me one other actor who could portray William Munny and his inner conflict.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 UltraDork
12/30/15 3:45 p.m.

The Last Starfighter, but without excessive CGI.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/30/15 3:49 p.m.
stroker wrote: Name a crappy execution of a movie that could be remade as a good one. John Carter

Anything from the last 10-15 years that started life as a book, and some from ever further back.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
12/30/15 3:51 p.m.
Mike wrote: The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Universe. The movie was forgettable, and not at all what the books deserve.

I'll give THHGTTG a pass because every different medium is a different canon. The movie is different from the game is different from the TV show is different from the books is different from the radio play, but not really in a bad way.

Some would say that this is a result of the Guide Mk2's meddling. Others refuse the acknowledge the existence of "Mostly Harmless".

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
12/30/15 4:09 p.m.
Tom_Spangler wrote:
captdownshift wrote: Hunger games. Remove the reality TV game show element and make it into a gritty competition where regions or districts nominate their own most physically gifted and the winning district gets an allocation of resources and political power over losing districts.
You'd have to find different source material, then. The movies follow the books fairly closely, at least according to my kids, who've read them.

They do. Sadly with less nudity.

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