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Words escape me.
Dateline Hilltucky:
Big Foot monster truck returns newly improved this year and has a new name: Big Dumb
A southern drug dealer.
I would like to know more about USA Motorsports, the sponsor on the rear quarter panel.
Barnum & Bailey said: ...and coming to you from the Center Ring!
I just want to know where they got those tires! I didn't know they made rubber bands that big.
How much crack did you have to sell to build that?
I think someone needs to start a motorsports series around these things: You could do a scaled-down version of the monster truck rally, an autox/rallyx, and to cap it all off(for any that survive this far), a night of figure-8 racing!
Alright this is what happens when someone gets a good idea while on meth. Please people stop the insanity!
Dateline Q headquarters in England:
Contstruction of the first ever double-O series subma-car has been completed. Upon entry into water, the top secret vehicle's wheels rotate 90 degrees and become propellers to propel the vehicle while submerged.
Designers decided on the '90s USDM coupe body styling to allow their agents to conduct their missions relatively undetected.
"The absolutley ridiculous "donk" styling carried out by inbred hilljacks over in the states was the perfect cover for our agents" commented a Q team development member. "Theres really no way anyone could mistake the occupants of a car that looks like this for anyone with a full set of chromosomes, perfect cover for our agents whose identities must be kept private"
NOTHING I could say . . .would be politically correct . . .even as a black guy I would be banned for the words that don't "escape" my thoughts.
-Dave
The only caption I can come up with is just one word . . . . . . . . . .. . . .
WHY?
............"with wheels made from nerf boomerangs, you'll always find your way back home"
Bigfoot Runflats ??? 
With these new ducted fan wheels, brake fade will be a thing of the past!
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