GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/12/09 12:10 p.m.

http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/11/dartz/

Because celebrities don't like riding dead whale schlong.

oldsaw
oldsaw HalfDork
11/12/09 12:15 p.m.

Kinda like "The Crying Game"; you like what you have until you find out where it came from.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
11/12/09 12:24 p.m.

Wonder if the seats straighten out when you put in one of those 'whale song' CD's?

Tetzuoe
Tetzuoe Reader
11/12/09 12:59 p.m.

ah man, I love the exact quote of the email, I can just see him waving a cigarette around and explaining:

Leonard F. Yankelovich said: We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want- to make just luxury car…. We just looking for most expensive products for this car — and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all.
GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/12/09 2:17 p.m.
Tetzuoe wrote: ah man, I love the exact quote of the email, I can just see him waving a cigarette around and explaining:
Leonard F. Yankelovich said: We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that. All we want- to make just luxury car…. We just looking for most expensive products for this car — and that’s why we choosed whale penis leathure when we checked it is most of most. After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all.

Helps if you imagine him in a fur coat and some Bono glasses.

"We have no any ideas to kill the whale or something like that" XD

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
11/12/09 2:35 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: Wonder if the seats straighten out when you put in one of those 'whale song' CD's?

Oh, dear Lord- The funniest quote of the year, and you don't have a snowball's chance in he** of getting quoted in the magazine!

You owe me a keyboard!

cwh
cwh SuperDork
11/12/09 2:59 p.m.

I have several "friends" that are Russian- That sounds exactly the way they talk. Always thought they were KGB sleepers. No, I am not kidding.

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