Watermelon Girl: 
"She swears it was neither, though the right side of her face and her upper lip were numb right after she was hit, and she suffered a pretty brutal headache for hours."
Watermelon Girl:
"She swears it was neither, though the right side of her face and her upper lip were numb right after she was hit, and she suffered a pretty brutal headache for hours."
wbjones wrote:
wow...
I'm pretty sure that "stroking the budgie" is an Australian euphemism for something.
Keith Tanner wrote: I'm pretty sure that "stroking the budgie" is an Australian euphemism for something.
Maybe it's related to budgie smugglers? 
At least we don't have these for canoes (yet).
Nick Offerman is awesome!
Michelle bought me his book. It is highly entertaining so far.
In reply to Matt B:
I have a copy sitting prominently displayed in our living room.
One last "Swanson" just because.
Every time I go into the local Lowe's Depot or Autozone:
Tesla rolling over brick:
Being a goat looks super fun.
In reply to Matt B:
Got the same book for Xmas. I need a steak with a side of steak.
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