People of Walmart

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This is just too funny!

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

I especially like the large lady doing the splits right in the entrance to a Walmart.

This looks a lot like my local wally world.

thank you... after a day like I had i NEEDED that...

I worked there for a few months (just started a new job)... and i put NOTHING past walmart shoppers...

The really sad thing is that I see this and worse every time I'm at my Wally World.

I just love the Tats on the back of most of the women's necks that say "Property of xxx"

Y'want entertainment? Go to the Waffle House at about 2:30 AM on a weekend. Have a cup of coffee and observe untll you can't stand it any more.

Then go to your local 24 hour Wal Mart. Don't buy any of their crap, just walk around and look, or sit outside the front door and watch.

People watching gold.

You want to see 1991 again? Go to Wal-Mart on a Sunday. I'm not kidding. Draw string baggy pants and neon Salem cigarette t-shirts galore.

Um, either I fell for the joke or their site has crashed.

All I get is a blank web page....

-Rob

rob_lewis wrote: Um, either I fell for the joke or their site has crashed. All I get is a blank web page.... -Rob

Be glad, it's scary!

Was working earlier

In reply to rob_lewis:

it told me down for updates....

In reply to btp76:

That bingo card would never get filled up at the WalMart's around here....

They don't sell beer at WalMart's in Pennsylvania

I worked at Wal-Mart in high school and into college. For most of it, I was in the electronics department. It's amazing how easy it is to convince somebody that they need a 45" tv (this was right before LCDs, so I'm talking tubes) and a new DVD player to play all the movies I just sold them when they really only came in for a box of cereal and a VHS copy of "Dude, Where's my Car?".

And yeah. It was ALWAYS a show. I worked with a really beautiful girl in that department for most of my time there. She always got sexually harassed by a 90 year old man in an electric scooter chair and a 45 year old mentally handicapped guy. I got yelled at once by a 400 pound woman with a thick, long, flowing, dark beard going all the way down her neck. At least, I think she was a woman...

Thankfully my local WalMart is not to bad, there are some ugly ones you see in there all the time but very few mullets and the like.

...the BINGO is golden...

I worked in the deli... i saw it all... honestly it's a match made in heaven... fast food AND walmart all in one...

Now I need to wander walmart with a camera. Maybe the one-eyed tech at the oil/tire center in the Ithaca store.

favorite Wally World story

Vegas, Just across from Nellis AFB is a very hispanic section of town. The guys on base would swear its dangerous, but the whole time I was there, nothg bad ever happened in that hood. Very blue collar type hispanics, every driveway had a truck with a ladder rack kinda place. I figured they just handled their own business there and if you weren;t looking for trouble, you wouldn't find it. Always felt safe.

Anyway, I wake up in my room on base starving, I think I was sleeping off the tail end of tying on a good one and my appititte just returned, the only nonfast food is just across the stree in this neighborhood, at WalMart, its 3 AM so I go to grab some fixins.

In there is an absolutely classic sterotypical hispanic girl, all of 5'1, with 2 inch clear platform heels, 1980's southern girl size hair, painted on capri pants and an equally flattering top. A body to die for, very tiny waist but all kinds of nice curves in all the right places. No sharp angles on her and the only flat part was her bare midriff. Smelled terrific and full makeup. Not "I just left the bar" full makeup, but "I just put this on makeup."

I honestly thought she was a "professional" with no concept of marketing, but she was there grocery shopping, becuase she had two full shopping carts behind her, being tended to by her 4 kids of all ages. No garbage either, these kids were eating healthy. It looked like one of those mothers who gets dolled up to go to the store, and looked after her family pretty well, except for the very flattering clothes and the fact it was 3 AM

Link no longer working.
i saw it earlier and it was funny but i suspect that the legal dept of "The Mart" has gotten on to them.

Edit: Seems to be online again

"hey, i like shoppin' thur..."

walmart always makes me feel skinny and smart.

great place to go after a bad day.

Most stores I get dragged to, I feel old and fat. At our local Super Wal Mart, in the middle of the retirement condo section of town, I feel skinny and young. I still hate it.

walmart just makes me depressed... the people that shop there are my fellow human beings...

Makes me not want to be human

Back up!!!! Said due to high volume servers crashed..........

NYG95GA wrote: Y'want entertainment? Go to the Waffle House at about 2:30 AM on a weekend. Have a cup of coffee and observe untll you can't stand it any more. Then go to your local 24 hour Wal Mart. Don't buy any of their crap, just walk around and look, or sit outside the front door and watch. People watching gold.

This is so true. Those night crawlers are either stoned, drunk, or just plain to weird to be seen in daylight.

Let me guess: she's there to buy the first mirror she's ever owned.

Just got back from one. They where out of bike brake pads and inner tubes.