Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel HalfDork
7/2/12 12:33 p.m.

We just discovered – guess how – that our toaster oven has a detent beyond "off" that goes to a setting called (I paraphrase) "Thank you for choosing this setting. Yes, I would be happy to stay on forever while you go out of the room to answer a phone call."

I cannot imagine who could possibly have thought this configuration made sense.

On the plus side, our smoke detector works great.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
7/2/12 12:36 p.m.

I call that setting "baked potatos for two."

jg

ransom
ransom GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/2/12 12:57 p.m.

I'd be pretty torqued off if I bought a toaster oven that didn't have a setting which I'd refer to as "on"...

Assuming it has some sort of temp setting, of course, and that "on" is not synonymous with "full bore with temperature continuing to rise past broil, clean, and on to incinerator"

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Reader
7/2/12 1:07 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86hc1ADnp6s

Stealthtercel
Stealthtercel HalfDork
7/2/12 1:13 p.m.

Ransom, I agree with you. OFF on this thing is at 9 o'clock on a rotary switch. Various kinds of ON are available clockwise from 9 o'clock around to 6 o'clock. However, counterclockwise from OFF at 9 o'clock back to 8 o'clock gets you "ON FOREVER." No detent or anything. So a vigorous or hurried move to OFF gets you, um, a lot more than you bargained for.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/2/12 2:07 p.m.

Unplug when not in use. Owners manual may agree.

Strizzo
Strizzo UberDork
7/2/12 2:10 p.m.

the one in our office is the same way, thats why its called a toaster oven. the timer side is the toaster, the "on forever" side is the oven.

akamcfly
akamcfly HalfDork
7/2/12 2:11 p.m.

Anyone else here LOVE the smell of burnt toast?

slantvaliant
slantvaliant Dork
7/2/12 3:57 p.m.
Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/2/12 9:43 p.m.

PNDLR isn't too bad.

It's the early ones that won't let you shift into R without first shifting into L (BUT NOT D!) and rolling forward a little bit, and DON'T BUMP THE SHIFTER UP or you'll have to do it all over again, that make you wonder "what the hell were they thinking?"

In other news, I got to drive a really nice '41 Cadillac earlier this year.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UltraDork
7/2/12 9:54 p.m.

I hate all those gated shifters in the cars I rent.

Going from D back to P takes forever and as a traveling sales man I am always stopping and running into seeing customers and I can never get it bck into P.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic New Reader
7/3/12 5:15 a.m.

Its the PRND2L patterns where 2 gives you 1-2 and not just 2nd gear that really bother me.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/3/12 5:22 a.m.

Who the hell thought this was a logical idea?

Park---Reverse---Neutral---Drive 2-3---Drive 1-2-3---Low

bludroptop
bludroptop SuperDork
7/3/12 7:38 a.m.

Ralph Nader's Unsafe At Any Speed wasn't just a hatchet job on the Corvair.

You may also thank Mr. Nader for what lead to DOT Standard # 102 - Transmission Shift Position Sequence Starter Interlock, and Transmission Braking Effect.

Linky

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
7/3/12 11:16 a.m.

That's the ghetto, space heater detent.

Will
Will Dork
7/3/12 5:58 p.m.
Woody wrote:

Hey, a Cruise-o-Matic. I have a column shift version in my 62. It has the same PRNwhitedotgreendotL pattern. More than the shift pattern, I'm concerned with the fact that Ford thought whitedot and greendot made any berkelying sense, would be universally recognized timeless symbols, and never cause any confusion ever.

"What gear you in?"

"Greendot."

"Aw hell, you oughta be in whitedot, son!"

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/3/12 6:16 p.m.

I noticed with my window fans. They go off - full - med - low. Why the illogic of going from off to full bore?

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