Driven5 said:
Beer Baron said:
Yet people want "hazy" IPA.
My answer to this was, "FINE! YOU WANT HAZY? YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAZY?!? berkeleyING HEFEWEIZEN! HAVE AN IPA WITH HEFEWEIZEN YEAST!"
Keeping the topic of this thread in mind, please explain this to me like I'm 5. If people like how so-called hazy-IPA's generally taste, and the designation makes it easy to differentiate from typical IPA flavor profiles, what's so wrong/bad about that?
The haze does not add any flavor to the beer. It's entirely visual and usually a sign of cutting corners or playing games.
I can make a beer that has the same flavor profile as a "hazy" beer that is complete clear. If you drank them side-by-side, you would not be able to tell the difference. More likely, you'd prefer the clear version because the texture was more pleasant. But it's not hazy, and the only thing people care about with these beers is the haze, not the flavor.
The original "hazy" IPA's from New England were hazy because they were done by small breweries using mediocre equipment (frequently repurposed dairy tanks) and rushing to package their beers because of demand. The result was that a lot of sediment would remain in suspension, and the beers would be hazy. Once they got good equipment, the beers stopped being hazy.
But people came to associate the haze with that flavor profile, and began judging the quality of beer on the haze level, not the flavor.
If you have good brewing equipment, the beer naturally comes out bright and clear. To get it "hazy" you have to resort to playing games with the beer. Usually adding something purely to get haze that does not add to or even detracts from the flavor. Many breweries will do things like just stirring in baking flour. Frequently breweries just add more and more and more hops. These extra hops don't add any flavor. There is a ceiling past which you can't extract any more oils (aroma) from the hops. Instead, what you get is a bunch of resinous hop particles floating in suspension. It gives the beer a gritty texture. If you drink a full pint of a beer like this the chunks will stick to your teeth and coat the back of your throat. It's pretty gross.
I refuse to do bullE36 M3 to my beers that detracts from their flavor and drinkability purely to get them to be "hazy". For me to get my beer to be hazy, I have to use yeast strains like hefeweizen that have different properties. The result was actually a really good and unique beer that *looks* like what people are asking for, but is actually different in a weird way. But it's cool, because we turned it into a giant penis joke. Hefeweizen yeast lends a banana flavor. So we called it "Hammock"... aka "Banana Hammock", and it's 6.9% abv.
It's like... if someone designed great racecar chassis, but had a mediocre welder that left really thick welds - they did a solid job with it, but the welds were just thick. Then you started copying that geometry, but using a nicer welder that gave small, clean welds. But then consumers saw the welds weren't as thick, and so thought the frame would be weaker. They want those thick welds. So manufacturers started competing on who could make the thickest welds possible, even if they were drippy and sloppy. I refuse to do E36 M3ty welds, so I'm resorting to using a different type of welding.
Edit: Better, direct analogy - It's like a coffee company started up making great coffee, but had mediocre homemade equipment that let a bunch of the grinds through into each cup. People started thinking "More grounds in coffee means better coffee," and everyone started competing over who could brew coffee with the most grounds floating in it, even though that isn't what made that coffee so good. So you start a coffee shop making great coffee with good equipment, and customers are complaining because there aren't a bunch of grounds in their cup.