You are only a few hours from Wally Miller's migrant worker fantasy camp. Yuo can spend your days fulfilling those daydreams of living like an undocumented worker. I will pick you up infront of the local home and you can choose from a list of fun tasks while soaking up the sun and fresh air at my palatial estate. Some of the activities you can choose from include Hanging vinal siding, Replacing my front porch, Clearing brush, Cleaning out the pond, and much much more.
You'll spend your nights in a lovely apartment we hastily built in my basement, and dine on your choice of any of the canned goods stockpiled within. There is some good stuff I horded prepareing for Y2K.
This offer is open to anyone willing to travel to the scenic Hudson Valley region of New York, just contact me with which local Home Center you would like to be picked up at. Experience is prefered, and if possible bring your own tools.