Luke
Luke Dork
11/20/08 12:36 a.m.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5156733/sex-ramp-romp-fattest-

A Mexican famous for being the world's fattest man was able to consummate his marriage after friends built him a "sex ramp", according to reports.

Manuel Uribe, 43, who once weighed more than 570kg but has slimmed down to about 300kg, married Claudia Solis - a friend's widow - last month.

Mr Uribe attended the ceremony on a flatbed truck, but the rest of the wedding night did not go so smoothly, the UK's Daily Star reported.

"So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body," the newspaper said.

This allowed greater access to his private parts.

"We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God," Mr Uribe told the newspaper.

"We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth."

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago GRM+ Memberand Reader
11/20/08 1:11 a.m.

I'm scared if I click the link there will be pictures.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/20/08 7:17 a.m.

Imagine, this guy would have been a total mack daddy if he weighed less than a cruiser bike...

JmfnB
JmfnB GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/20/08 8:33 a.m.

661lbs... down from 1257!

Dude has knee knockers for sure!

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
11/20/08 9:37 a.m.

Those are some good friends.

carguy123
carguy123 HalfDork
11/20/08 9:56 a.m.

I wonder if they video taped it and we'll see it on Youtube or maybe they sold it to 60 Minutes.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper SuperDork
11/20/08 4:41 p.m.

Reminds me of that scene from "Behind the Green Door".

Volksroddin
Volksroddin Reader
11/20/08 5:04 p.m.

That is great that he has friends to do that for him, and a wife now "life is good"

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