The rambling thread. No set topic. Just whatever comes to mind after reading the previous post.

I don't think you quite got the right word there.

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You can keep the Christ in Christmas as long as you keep the wanz in Kwanzaa.

bravenrace wrote: In reply to captdownshift: Aren't they? You guys are so quite in comparison.

Quite what? Quiet?

Is that like keeping the hash in rosh hashanah ?

Or the F-U-N in funerals

Or the umpty in Humpty.

Toyman01 wrote: I can't even imaging trying to get into a Walmart today. Is it a zoo?

I didn't go inside. Sams Macys were busy as hell.

Anyone like Dungeon Crawlers? I have like 8 hours into Unepic and freaking love it. Great game: http://www.unepicgame.com/en/game.html

Apparently it has some (what I thought was minor) sexist comments but one article stated they "Ragequit" because the main character is a bit of a pig. Some people need to berkeleying relax.

Do the humpty dance!

That's all ive gkt left in me today. Wound up getting a transaxke for the rider from a dude down In belmont. Every time I go to that town I feel so much less like the pwt that I am. Damn im high class in comparison. My mullet ain't nearly enough to get me to blend in. I still have most teeth and no inbreeding.

Random mower guy had a few acres of cool old stuff. Got my dad a zep 20 gallon barrel, ans another50's era craftsman table saw, all for a hhundred bucks.

singleslammer wrote:

Toyman01 wrote: I can't even imaging trying to get into a Walmart today. Is it a zoo?

I didn't go inside. Sams Macys were busy as hell.

I went to the mall today, in and out in ten minutes, easy peasy.

In reply to bravenrace:

oldtin wrote: Or the F-U-N in funerals

One of my relatives from Northern California really puts the Sac in Sacramento.

I wished I had sack wine to go with the magnum of wine my wife and I am finishing off.

I am drunk

I opened three bottles of wine tonight. They were all NASTY. I've only had 3 sips, the sink, on the other hand is wasted.

This is better than pouring used oil down the sink

I'm glad the hole filled with gravel was labeled so I wouldn't get confused.

Challenge future metal detector hobbiests by putting a penny in the bottom of each hole.

Zomby Woof wrote: This is better than pouring used oil down the sink

I changed the oil in Martha Stewart's Trailblazer today and as I was draining the oil into a jug to drop off at the Wally World recycling counter I remember helping my dad change oil in his Beetle back in the early 1970's and we thought nothing of pouring the old oil into a spot in the giant field behind his house.

I also bought a new Interstate Battery for the Accord at Costco on Friday since I had a vacation day and my standard joke when they mention the core deposit is that they don't need to bother with that as I can easily toss the old battery into a creek somewhere. The same joke goes with the tire fees - usually I mention I can toss those old tires into the woods and they don't need to bother with the recycling fee. I've seen many a guys tense up when they hear that from me - remember that I am really annoying.

Spraying used oil, crude, and fuel oil, on dirt roads, used to be standard procedure for keeping dust down. Times have changed just a little.

The local policy for patching roads lately has been to oil + chip them rather that patch or pave. Further going cheap... they don't roll it properly but leave it for the cars to do. It makes them treacherous for motorcycles until it dries and gets run in and even then there is a high spot of loose gravel in the middle for weeks.

Some of my favorite twistys are no better than an improved gravel road now.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Some of my favorite twistys are no better than an improved gravel road now.

The first time I encountered that type of patch was on a twisty road at a good pace in the s2000. Luckily poop wipes off of leather pretty easily.

I think the policy here on post is to just not repair the roads. I like to imagine its because it would inconvenience too much brass to have a road closed off for repairs.

The result is horrifying frost heaves and potholes about every 50 feet. My poor Beetle has taken a hell of a beating in the 8 months I've had it here.

/rant

We went to see a Christmas light display and they were playing Christmas carols on an FM channel. The car was also picking up another station so it would alternate between the songs and two guys discussing a poll about a number if women who were ok with post birth abortions. I had never heard the term used seriously before and pictured them being performed with a large Gallagher like mallet. Then I had to try and explain to my wife why I was laughing to myself.

Hahaha. The Gallagher mallet image made me think of all the people in the front row at the clinic covering themselves with plastic sheets slathered in fetus squeezins and gore.

EDIT: Also, how did you get there from reading John's post? Poor roads to post-birth abortion in one jump is amazing.