"HEY! Assface! WTF are you eating?" to my cat, most days.
"HEY! Assface! WTF are you eating?" to my cat, most days.
"Barney, Get outta the chair."
"Ruby, you shiny happy person"
"NO! Do NOT rape kitty!"
To the cat: "Don't puke up there you shiny happy person!"
Cat: pukes up there.
He is about 8 ft up on top of the cabinets above our fridge. I had to get the ladder out for that one.
"I miss you"
"Just pee, it's freezing out here!"
Mndsm said:Cat- but "get your butt off my stuff!" Literal butt. Starfish.
Similar. Dammit Cooper, stop bung holing my pillow! (70lb dog with high-mount tail likes to sit on my bed...directly on my pillow.)
Get out of the Jeep. Seriously, we have to go inside. Come on. I wasn't going anywhere, I just had to put this stuff in there. get out. let's go. Come ON dammit.
That doorbell was on the movie, stop barking.
It's a Jehova's witness, why aren't you barking?
We're using forks, that means you don't get any.
Quit E36 M3ting by my car doors, the cars aren't going anywhere.
"The earring that Bethany was missing came out in your poop."
"I'm done scratching your butt goofball."
"there's my favorite belly" with scornful looks from the wife.
Where's your squeaky? Who's got your squeaky? I got your squeaky!
"Packing peanuts are not a tasty snack!"
"berkeley you, dog!"
"Drop it you fuzzy sock sucker" because he's made a game of stealing my wife's socks
And also "Arrgggh get off of me"
Threads like this should make any logical person question the sanity of the average animal lover!
"Whaddaya mean 'I've had too many beers?'"
"Are you seriously rolling around in a dead fish carcass? How did you even find a dead fish carcass in the middle of a meadow?!?!?!?!?"
Unfortunately for me, YES, that happened.
"Jesus Christ dog, you're so fat you need a kick stand."
John Welsh said:"Barney, Get outta the chair."
I don't always sit in Master's chair, but when I do...
The most interesting dog in the world.
"Lucy- what do you have now?!"
And "Dear God do your feet hurt!"
Lucy is a 50lb lap dog.
Have you been shopping at Amazon again?
No, you may not give me a kiss. I know where that mouth has been.
conesare2seconds said:No, you may not give me a kiss. I know where that mouth has been.
"Dummy, You should have learned from the first one." porcupine and skunk
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