Dumbass. "Hey, it really hurts when I slam the car door on my nads, wonder if it'll suck that bad next time? OW! This door is rigged!"
In other news, the carnival was six blocks over from my apt. I took the kids and didn't somehow miraculously come up $2600 short of prizes.
What a rube. I want out of the Merrimack River Valley NOW.
Good move on the carnie's part getting him to take the banana. Now when this goes to court he just has to find a receipt showing it was $3000.
Kings among men.
You have to feel for the poor kid in the stroller. Life is gonna be tough for a while, I suggest running away when you are 12.
CPS will probably have pulled him by then.
Wait. This thread isn't about my ex girlfriend.
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