914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
7/7/10 5:34 a.m.

Wally, your clutches are slipping!

That's right, her sister gets a nice couch in a spare bedroom and the poor husband is banished to a couch in the garage.

Oy.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2010/07/06/ST2010070601721.html?sid=ST2010070601721

Luke
Luke SuperDork
7/7/10 6:15 a.m.

Creepy , and a bit sad.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
7/7/10 6:20 a.m.

Hocrest
Hocrest Reader
7/7/10 6:31 a.m.

Freaky... As I was opening this thread, the story started on the local morning news. It happened about an hour from hear

Not sure, but I think If I was gonna be involved in something like this I'd rather be out in the garage??

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/10 9:53 a.m.

Stupid work is using up my valuble internet time.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/10 10:07 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:

Darn, beaten...

shadetree30
shadetree30 Reader
7/7/10 11:32 a.m.

The article states that she had the bodies exhumed. Who would do that and apparently deliver them to the lady's house without asking a few questions?

Scary part is I know where Wyalusing is...

UPDATE:

WYALUSING, Pa. (July 7) - A 91-year-old woman found living with the corpses of her husband and twin sister will be allowed to keep them if she installs a mausoleum or crypt, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

Jean Stevens has indicated through her attorney that she plans to build an above-ground vault on her property to store the bodies of James Stevens and June Stevens, according to Bradford County District Attorney Daniel Barrett. "If she does that, the bodies will be released for that purpose," he said. "Otherwise they will be re-interred."

Begs the question: Who gets to do the annual inspection?("Uh, ma'am, I'm here to make sure you didn't leave the bodies out...")

Also, is it/they going to be like Lenin's tomb? Wonder how ol' Vladimir is holding up lately?

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/7/10 6:23 p.m.
shadetree30 wrote: WYALUSING, Pa. (July 7) - A 91-year-old woman found living with the corpses of her husband and twin sister will be allowed to keep them if she installs a mausoleum or crypt, a prosecutor said Tuesday.

call me weird if you wish, but i feel for that old lady and i'm glad the system came up with a work-around for her.

carzan
carzan HalfDork
7/7/10 6:56 p.m.

Meh, I'm glad they worked it out, too. It means a lot to her and it isn't hurting anyone. People visit and talk to grave sites of loved ones all the time. She just took it a step further. I don't know that the fact that they were human bodies make it any more creepy than when people keep bodies (or parts) of game animals scattered around the house in plain view.

autoxrs
autoxrs Reader
7/7/10 8:36 p.m.

As an atheist who doesn't believe in the after life I say who gives a E36 M3, they are dead they aren't coming back.

As a human, I feel for the lady. Love is a strange thing, unlike cars there is no service manual for it.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp Dork
7/7/10 10:13 p.m.
carzan wrote: I don't know that the fact that they were human bodies make it any more creepy than when people keep bodies (or parts) of game animals scattered around the house in plain view.

HUGE difference between a trophy from a game animal and a human corpse. For one thing that game animal you see is basically an empty shell, a tanned, preserved hide over a metal frame work and stuffing material of some sort. Its basically like stiching up a fur coat around a form.

When a human is embalmed there is no where near the same level of preservation.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
7/7/10 10:49 p.m.

I didn't realised it was that close to me. I actually drove right past wyalusing today.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado SuperDork
7/7/10 11:10 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:

Heh. Time for another quarter in the GRM Jukebox..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvnYwvJMKE

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado SuperDork
7/7/10 11:14 p.m.
autoxrs wrote: As an atheist who doesn't believe in the after life I say who gives a E36 M3, they are dead they aren't coming back. As a human, I feel for the lady. Love is a strange thing, unlike cars there is no service manual for it.

As the young'uns say, "Word Up, Bro." Man, 99% of the theistic funerals I've ever attended spend 20min talking about how the dearly departed is "not here anymore"..

Mikey52_1
Mikey52_1 New Reader
7/8/10 2:29 a.m.

Wow. I've read and re-read this about a dozen times, and the best I can come up with is "My condolences to the surviving sister. Does she REALLY need to be kept from even visiting the corpses?"

I'm guessing it's local gubmint keeping her safe from herself or some idiot thing.

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