Back in my younger days I sold Cadillacs (Buicks and GMCs too but that detracts) now here's what's incredible about the car business... If ya aren't a total dolt it's easy to make some serious money... Way too much money for a twenty year old to have. Also despite what I had constantly been told before entering the workforce these people were big fans of certain uh chemical personality enhancers. Car dealerships are exactly how you think they are super toxic but pretty fun behind the misery.
Anyway my enthusiasm for pretty ladies was a secret for almost a full day (I'll tell the "wait does she have a kid!?!?" "She does now" test drive story some other time) being young and single there were a half a dozen fifty year old dudes living vicariously through me. One day one of them leads me into his office by my tie and shuts the door...
"If she comes in here and shuts the door don't talk just pack your E36 M3 up"
"Huh"
"Go look in the bullpen. You're welcome and make sure it's worth it before you open your mouth"
I go scope out the situation. Sitting at my desk is 20 year old me's dream girl. Over time we become uh friends and while I never got fired two detail guys and a finance manager did.
How does any of this relate to cheap NSXs... Well after about four years of making tons of money for these people they passed me over for a promotion. I take all kinds of crap from women, family, and racecars but I tolerate pretty much nothing from employers. Driving down the strip for the last time I pass a sun-faded beat looking NSX while it catches my eye my head isn't there.
My former boss tries to teach my ways to the other guys. They all got agro fired. My friend ends up becoming a finance manager at a nearby Mazda dealer. I spend every penny I had to open the shop best decision of my life.
About a year later I end up running to this Mazda dealer for some Miata stuff and quess who is in the showroom. We chat for a bit and make plans for that evening. Driving out of the parking lot I see in a corner parking space way in the back an intriguing shape... A moment to investigate a faded beat green NSX it is... Do I want an NSX yes yes I do.
"Huuuuuuuuuuun are y'all selling that NSX out back?"
"What's that" (she isn't car people)
"The odd looking dark green car out back"
"Is it an Acura?"
"Yes, Acura NSX"
"$7997. Am I still seeing you later?"
"YES have paperwork ready we'll go out right after"
I spent the rest of the day on cloud nine I don't have a ton of good days but this was one!
That evening I arrive at the dealership $800 truck, borrowed car trailer, $8000 in my pocket, having a moment of clarity about my priorities... I walk in all smiles. A man who I'll later learn was the GSM of this place has a nervous smile plastered on his face. She's gives me a hug and says "let me go grab your car"
I get nervous we completely destroyed a Solstice trying to teach her to drive a stick before... Did I just buy an automatic supercar? Did someone else more successfully put the "you just shift like this" moves on her?
What I don't see while I'm considering this is the most immaculately detailed 07ish TL pull up to the delivery bay...
She bounds in.
"You're right it is weird looking, come on it'll only take a second!"
I sit down at her desk and she hands me modern Acura keys... That don't say NSX...
"Um sweetie this isn't the right car."
We walk into the showroom, over to the window where she points out the TL...
"Yeah that's not it"
"It's the only Acura we have?"
We walk to the used car managers office
"Do we have another Acura?"
"Just Paul's but it's not on the sheet"
"Is it an XS or whatever"
"Nsx?"
Overhearing this my heart begins to break... This is like all the money I have and I feel like there's not a discount coming.
"Tell him $20,000 it doesn't run"
While it was still a very enjoyable night I didn't buy an NSX or a TL for that matter.