Can we just agree that the universal measurement for trunk space is dead body capacity?

mad_machine wrote: On a hatchback.. does the back seat have to be up or can it be down? I am sure a saab hatchback can swallow quite a few dead hookers with the back seat up.. and just as many as the car above with it down

I think it would be fair to state the measurement for both.

Cyril: You killed a call girl! Archer: Hooker! When there dead, there just HOOKERS!

Joey

God I wish there was an all Archer channel.

I never laugh as much as when I am watching that show.

In reply to joey48442:

that just might have been the best line on television.

My old grand marquis was big enough to have a party in the trunk. Had a vertical gas tank and acres of room. I'd rate it at 6-8 hookers.

My camaro has a similar arrangement, but with poor execution and may only hold 1.5 hookers.

I can unequivocally say that I could fit 10+ dead hookers in a firefly and still drive...

HiTempguy wrote: I can unequivocally say that I could fit 10+ dead hookers in a firefly and still drive...

if they were 150lb hookers you would have doubled the weight! 3000lb full weight and 55hp!!! imagine merging?

I have a pickup, so theoretically I can fit as many dead hookers as the frame could take.

I could probably clean out Reno if I had enough straps.

geomiata wrote:

HiTempguy wrote: I can unequivocally say that I could fit 10+ dead hookers in a firefly and still drive...

if they were 150lb hookers you would have doubled the weight! 3000lb full weight and 55hp!!! imagine merging?

I believe that the standard of hooker measurement is 120 pounds, so 150 pounds of hooker is actually 1.25 hookers, no matter how you slice it.

Grizz wrote: I have a pickup, so theoretically I can fit as many dead hookers as the frame could take. I could probably clean out Reno if I had enough straps.

yea, stack 'em like cordwood

It also brings up the conundrum of what class of hooker.

I can fit about two Julia Roberts from Pretty Woman in my trunk. But I think I'd be struggling to get even 1 dead hooker in from my old neighborhood.

that is a good point. Here in Atlantic City..hookers would be twice (at minimum) of Julia Roberts..

i had 4 of my friends riding around comfortably in the trunk of my 66 Lincoln.

on that same trip, i had 6 people in the back seat and 3 other people in the front.. yup- 14 people in one Lincoln..

but none were hookers, and none of them were dead..

novaderrik wrote: i had 4 of my friends riding around comfortably in the trunk of my 66 Lincoln. on that same trip, i had 6 people in the back seat and 3 other people in the front.. yup- 14 people in one Lincoln.. but none were hookers, and none of them were dead..

Imainge how much more fun it would have been if there were hookers though!

It would have been more itchy at the very least.

I prefer the "dead ex-boyfriend" unit, since they tend to be worth less than a hooker and thus are more expendable.

Just ask your sister or wife, I'm sure they'll agree.

Problem with that measurement is, there is rarely a situation wherein more than one ex-boyfriend is killed and needing disposal at the same time.

So, as reference, if I was to do a mockup of a dead hooker for testing purposes (you know, science and all), what would the standard measurement be? I know me using Susie the Midget Hooker on Midway can't be fair.

Yes. She really exists.

Hmm, maybe dead midget hookers could be used to further break down the dead hooker standard.

1 dead hooker = 2 dead midget hookers = 4 dead babies

It just makes sense!

9 years later thank you!!

My daughter is looking to buy a new (used) car,and she said to her boyfriend how many dead bodies she could fit in the trunk. He had never heard of the term "dead body space"

I figured I was not the only one in the world that call the amount of space in your car trunk "dead body space" Soo I googled it, and found this post from 2011!! Awesome!! Mom for the Win!!! 

I just wanted to thank you and let you know that this post from 2011 helped this Mom win an argument against future son-in-law

non-canoe zombie revival?  surely this is another sign that the apocalypse is upon us?

Does the apocalypse come with zombie dead midget hookers?

Please?

Dusterbd13-michael said:

Does the apocalypse come with zombie dead midget hookers?

Please?

I read all the way through this necro-post to see if I had already posted it, but I immediately thought dead-hooker needed qualification.  You could get a lot more Bridget the Midgets in a trunk than Bunny Glamazons.  

I was sort of hoping this was a canoe. I needed to know exactly what evolutionary leap they would make with dead hooker storage space.