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poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/09 1:11 p.m.

...There's been some discussion of this topic in multiple threads lately. Earlier this year, a buddy of mine who does photography, video editing, shoots commercials, etc., said "berkeley it, man. Me and the wife (real estate agent) are going to sell the house and find a kick ass place where we can live/renovate into a studio." He started looking for schools, churches, etc. and found them...on eBay.

I had forgotten about it, but was reminded when folks here started talking (half-jokingly???) about chipping in and grabbing property.

Mothers. berkeleyers. Check this E36 M3 out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/55-000-SQ-FT-BRICK-SCHOOL-HOUSE-HOME-BUSINESS-MANSION_W0QQitemZ320460997140QQcmdZViewItemQQptZResidential?hash=item4a9cf6c214

OR:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Former-High-School-with-Gym-in-Northwest-Oklahoma_W0QQitemZ330388772555QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCommercial?hash=item4cecb496cb

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/31/09 1:20 p.m.

So if 10 of us went in on that high school....Each gets a few class rooms to live in, change the gym to a shop, is there an auto shop already? metal and wood shops? Oh and a big parking lot for autocross at home. Football field? now a rallycross course! the list goes on....

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
12/31/09 1:20 p.m.

... til ya have to heat it.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/31/09 1:24 p.m.

Add solar panels for the roof to heat the commons. Plumb for individual heating like in an apartment using solar and Point of Use (tankless gas) heaters.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/09 1:28 p.m.
914Driver wrote: ... til ya have to heat it.

Of course...but (of course) you wouldn't have to heat all 55k square feet.

EricM
EricM Dork
12/31/09 1:28 p.m.

then the ATF showes up and burns us down...

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
12/31/09 1:28 p.m.
914Driver wrote: ... til ya have to heat it.

And or pull the asbstose out of it.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/09 1:33 p.m.
John Brown wrote: Add solar panels for the roof to heat the commons. Plumb for individual heating like in an apartment using solar and Point of Use (tankless gas) heaters.

Ed_Zachary. For a true "compound," though, I'm thinking several massive propane tanks, diesel generator(s), barb-wire fence, etc. I'm guessing it also has a gymnasium for indoor carting, skate-park, etc, etc.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/31/09 1:33 p.m.

built in 1980, no likely to have asbestos

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/09 1:34 p.m.
jrw1621 wrote:
914Driver wrote: ... til ya have to heat it.
And or pull the asbstose out of it.

See also: Smoker thread. Given a long enough time line, cancer's gonna get me either way.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/31/09 1:35 p.m.

what would the taxes be like?

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury Dork
12/31/09 1:41 p.m.
poopshovel wrote: I'm guessing it also has a gymnasium for indoor carting, skate-park, etc, etc.

Best Idea EVARRRR

now I really DO want you to run for office!

DirtyBird222
DirtyBird222 Dork
12/31/09 2:33 p.m.
Gearheadotaku wrote: what would the taxes be like?

make it an institution for automotive technology open to the public and try to be tax exempt lol

Marty! Beddar with Cheddar...
Marty! Beddar with Cheddar... HalfDork
12/31/09 2:35 p.m.

OKie can't get that cold right? I mean if it's only like 50 degrees then screw the heat, just get a big girl to snuggle up against. Might have a tornado situation at some point though.

The one in Ohio scares me, looks like those places you see on those ghost TV shows. Plus the thought of replacing a boiler system someday would be enough to scare me away.

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
12/31/09 2:51 p.m.
Marty! Beddar with Cheddar... wrote: ... just get a big girl to snuggle up against.

The famous Snow Cow or Snow Pig.
Often distinguished by the heavy sweater (which covers it all up)

cwh
cwh SuperDork
12/31/09 3:54 p.m.

Being a Floridian that has traveled a bit, I have REALLY noticed that the young girls tend to get heavier the farther north you go. A trip to Road America really showed me that.

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
12/31/09 4:00 p.m.
EricM wrote: then the ATF showes up and burns us down...

Exactly!

Kool-aid, anyone...Anyone?

Joey

mndsm
mndsm Reader
12/31/09 4:05 p.m.

You know, it probably wouldn't be that hard to operate as a non profit.... and with the solar panels etc, and the total amount of real estate available on the roof of the building alone, you could probably be mostly energy efficient. Get a couple of cows etc for some steaks... hell the place already has a lunch room, lunch rooms have stoves. Plenty of cold storage for provisions, probably more than enough space to have a room dedicated to herbs and spices/indoor growable veggies, throw a couple of fruit trees out front of the joint to hide the multiple rotting hulks... i mean parts vehicles. I do believe with a compound that size, you could be self sufficient, if you had the money for the initial investment.

John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/31/09 4:25 p.m.

With Billy Billy Billy Esquire as our attorney and Hess PhD as our on staff physician we would be set.

I get dibs on the girls locker room.

poopshovel
poopshovel SuperDork
12/31/09 4:30 p.m.
John Brown wrote: With Billy Billy Billy Esquire as our attorney and Hess PhD as our on staff physician we would be set. I get dibs on the girls locker room.

Dibs on the book depository/clocktower.

I'm guessing we could set up a bitchin garage, sponsored by some of that howevermanybillionsofdollars devoted to hybrid vehicle research or whatever...or, you know a reality show or some E36 M3. Sky's the limit.

mndsm
mndsm Reader
12/31/09 4:32 p.m.

Well, between the hybrid Fiero that's floating around here, and everyone elses' cheap approach to the game, good plan.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
12/31/09 4:33 p.m.

Now, do we all get 9-5 jobs in the area, or start our own full service repair shop?

mndsm
mndsm Reader
12/31/09 4:37 p.m.

I prefer the latter. Commuting would be much easier that way, and then we'd not have to worry about our "DD" cars running. We could even prolly buy an old school bus for shopping trips and the like.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
12/31/09 5:14 p.m.

Think of the possibilities, our own bar with a micro brewery, a fast food outlet, a coffee shop, oh and a theaterette that show nothing but car related movies and real racing

mndsm
mndsm Reader
12/31/09 5:16 p.m.

Imagine a multiscreen Forza/GT5/whatever setup.....

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